Seriously Loco Soccer Pod

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OH LAWD

This part of the picture is modern art

W secured😤 #VamosLocos #VamosElPaso

RUBIO RUBIN CANT STOP SCORING FFS

ABITIAAAAA

Commentator: Noah Dollenmayer was solid for Wilmer Cabrera last season Noah Dollenmayer last season:

HT Thotz - Thought Mendez banged one in from 30 again but no such luck - I’m frankly worried about our defensive depth. We are getting carved up at times - Want to see more from Abitia to get involved. - Almost had a double backheel goal which would have been crazy but alas

@herbietaylor73 It’s brutal

@SeriouslyLoco Can someone call USL Headquarters and tell this guy how to pronounce Calvillo

AYO WE NEED TO WAKE UP 😀

Mendez’s free kick technique needs to be studied omg

In all seriousness, Nicolas Cardona being right footed is making the pitch very narrow. He and Farkarlun understandably have no chemistry yet but…

Every time bro says “Calvio” I want to throw my phone at the screen

Nearly a double back heel goal ffs

Our left back is right footed…utter woke nonsense

Tons of rotation as suspected, which will give Junior Gonzalez a chance to look at the rest of his squad in competitive action. Plus it’s a debut for Nicolas Cardona at left back, presumably. #USOC2026

Should we do a cheeky supporter watch along for the cup tie tonight? 🤔

Malice at the Heart Health Park does not have the same ring to it #USOC2026

Red card on his debut lol

Cruizers 😢🥀 #USOC2026

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