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Italy Katılım Ağustos 2010
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michi@archisound·
オスカーニーマイヤードローイングセレクション
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Well, it happened. I accidentally pressed my joke Amazon dash button that orders a Kia Sorento.
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I just trying to be someone’s rainbow in their cloudy day
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MATT@Serraaaano·
@thehotelyear hey!!! I’m so hyped that after two years you’re still using that photo I drew as your profile cover! If you ever want more lemme know!!!
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𝐃𝐀𝐋🤖𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐆
HER BROTHER WAS A JEDI, RIGHT. AND WHAT WAS HIS SISTER? A P R I N C E S S. THE AMBASSADOR FROM ALDERAAN BRO. YOURE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOURE GOING TO TELL ME THAT IM WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE KISSED HER BROTHER AND TOOK OFF IN THE MILLENNIUM FALCON, DOUG. GROW UP BRO. GROW UP.
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MATT@Serraaaano·
Instead of saying Lmao (which is wack), say LSHMSFOAIDMT (which is hip and cool): Laughed So Hard My Sombrero Fell Off And I Dropped My Taco. Thank you for listening to my ted talk.
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MATT@Serraaaano·
Have you actually met anyone who writes their a’s like “ a “ ? Lmk, asking for a friend.
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People still tie their shoes? It’s 2019, quadriple knot that shit and let’s go drink
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MATT@Serraaaano·
No one: Kids in high school not invited to the party:
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How do people still believe in a round earth? It’s 2019 for Christ’s sake
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MATT@Serraaaano·
Do you call it pancakes or flapjacks, asking for a friend
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You are my homemade mashed potatoes, biscuits and gravy
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Fun drinking game: staying so hydrated to the point you never leave the bathroom
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To the man who watered down my mocha cappuccino: jokes on you, I can’t sleep either
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Two slice
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