SET Bert A. Mercer

Sources: Free Agent CB Apollo Program has garnered interest from @NOLASecondLine @AustinISFL @ButchersChicago @HonoluluHahalua With QB @Adrian_StXmas already signing this off-season, Program remains one of the last high-profile free agents still unsigned.

@OutlawsISFL President Bogdan Podarok on RB Sherwin Blue Jr: "Right now, he's Bono walking around Phoenix ... (but) it doesn't take long to go from Bono to Bozo"

@ISFL_Sailfish GM Baxter Frost on his QB, says he believes Willier Miller has many of the same qualities as Creg Jerrith IV. As for adding a high-money QB (@Adrian_StXmas), he says they never looked into it.

After only totaling 8 wins over three seasons, many believe that the current regime in @HonoluluHahalua might be forced out soon by unhappy ownership.

After @ButchersChicago loss in the NSFC Finals, upcoming free agent QB @Adrian_StXmas headed for a darkness retreat at the North Pole to find clarity on where he would sign with in the upcoming season.

SOURCES: The @OutlawsISFL cut star RB @JayCueOfficial after it was reported that he was body shaming members of his team. We have reached out to @ISFLFootball for comment on if the player will face punishment.

It's official! @ButchersChicago sign promising young CB Apollo Program for $7.5 million, making him one of the highest-paid players in the ISFL!

BREAKING Sources confirm that @JamarLackson1 doesn't like turkey, and instead opts for meatloaf on Thanksgiving. No word yet from @SaberCatsISFL on how this will affect Lackson's future with the team.

Rumors swirling that the @DallasBirddogs have no idea who they are going to pick tonight. Apparently, their mascot, Rough Ruff, ate their scouting notes.

Just got off the phone with former @PDXPythons QB @HowitzerSam. When asked what players he hoped to see his former team take in tonight's draft, he replied, "Who are the Pythons?"

According to sources, both @RoyalsDSFL and @SeaWolvesDSFL are considering folding for Season 25, due to high numbers of player attrition. More to come!

I'm hearing that the S26 DSFL draft first overall is a toss up between @CKai71 and @AlexFranklin54

@Gary_Goodman_LB @KCCoyotes This just in: @Gary_Goodman_LB is not a very good man

@SetMercer @KCCoyotes I'll do anything for those youths without advanteds.

When asked where he thinks he'll be drafted in tonight's draft, @KCCoyotes Linebacker @Gary_Goodman_LB responded, "If I'm lucky it's to a city with a lot of disadvanted youths that I can help!"

Sounds like @NSFLGreyDucks prospect @WGleel might fall down draft boards after it was leaked he told teams in interviews that he would demand to be paid in maple syrup. More to come.

@cantguardvux @ISFLFootball @AriOutlawsNSFL @JayCueOfficial As in don't ever ask him questions that might require he use some of those 3 remaining brain cells?

When asked who his favorite prospect in the @ISFLFootball draft is, @AriOutlawsNSFL QB @JayCueOfficial responded, "I don't understand how drafting players helps us win now." Possible smoke screen or a sign that age and hits to the head have affected the star QBs sense of reality?

I'm hearing from multiple sources that all of the @BerlinFiresala1 draft picks are up for sale. Apparently the team is displeased with this year's class and wants to call it quits and try again next year.

Hearing from multiple sources that @ISFLFootball prospect @JamesonVermill1 is considering foregoing tonight's draft in order to pursue a career creating claymation films.

Getting word from @ISFLFootball Head Office that the last player selected by the @SaberCatsISFL in tonight's draft will be cryogenically frozen to commemorate the Season 24 Ultimus champions.