SET Bert A. Mercer

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SET Bert A. Mercer

SET Bert A. Mercer

@SetMercer

NSFL and DSFL Analyst for Sports Entertainment Television

Katılım Temmuz 2020
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@OutlawsISFL President Bogdan Podarok on RB Sherwin Blue Jr: "Right now, he's Bono walking around Phoenix ... (but) it doesn't take long to go from Bono to Bozo"
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@ISFL_Sailfish GM Baxter Frost on his QB, says he believes Willier Miller has many of the same qualities as Creg Jerrith IV. As for adding a high-money QB (@Adrian_StXmas), he says they never looked into it.
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After only totaling 8 wins over three seasons, many believe that the current regime in @HonoluluHahalua might be forced out soon by unhappy ownership.
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After @ButchersChicago loss in the NSFC Finals, upcoming free agent QB @Adrian_StXmas headed for a darkness retreat at the North Pole to find clarity on where he would sign with in the upcoming season.
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It's official! @ButchersChicago sign promising young CB Apollo Program for $7.5 million, making him one of the highest-paid players in the ISFL!
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BREAKING Sources confirm that @JamarLackson1 doesn't like turkey, and instead opts for meatloaf on Thanksgiving. No word yet from @SaberCatsISFL on how this will affect Lackson's future with the team.
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Rumors swirling that the @DallasBirddogs have no idea who they are going to pick tonight. Apparently, their mascot, Rough Ruff, ate their scouting notes.
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Just got off the phone with former @PDXPythons QB @HowitzerSam. When asked what players he hoped to see his former team take in tonight's draft, he replied, "Who are the Pythons?"
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When asked where he thinks he'll be drafted in tonight's draft, @KCCoyotes Linebacker @Gary_Goodman_LB responded, "If I'm lucky it's to a city with a lot of disadvanted youths that I can help!"
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Sounds like @NSFLGreyDucks prospect @WGleel might fall down draft boards after it was leaked he told teams in interviews that he would demand to be paid in maple syrup. More to come.
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When asked who his favorite prospect in the @ISFLFootball draft is, @AriOutlawsNSFL QB @JayCueOfficial responded, "I don't understand how drafting players helps us win now." Possible smoke screen or a sign that age and hits to the head have affected the star QBs sense of reality?
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I'm hearing from multiple sources that all of the @BerlinFiresala1 draft picks are up for sale. Apparently the team is displeased with this year's class and wants to call it quits and try again next year.
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Getting word from @ISFLFootball Head Office that the last player selected by the @SaberCatsISFL in tonight's draft will be cryogenically frozen to commemorate the Season 24 Ultimus champions.
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