pastrami on rye, hold the parsley and orange peel

Three-year-old daughter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Me: It's the ten crack commandments, what?

@ashtonpittman Or just men in general. Trump being hateful and ignorant is just salt in the wound

Just would like to point out that an incredibly "likable" woman ran this time, and it's still really close with that awful, unintelligent monster of a man. It was never about Hillary's "likability." A lot of people just prefer hateful, ignorant men over smart women.

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

@eggsaladjared Brittany hot? 😂😂

Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.

Win or lose, I am ashamed of the United States of America. I have seen enough to make that statement confidently. I am proud as hell of the people in this country who have chosen to vote for freedom and democracy. As for those who did not...they have brought shame and disgrace upon this nation. Again, we may very well win...and I'll be jubilant...just as you will. But, at the end of the day, my shame for this country will endure until this nation heals...and freedom once again becomes something the country values. We have so much more work to do. So much. Can this country pull out of what looks like a downward spiral? I'm optimistic. Why? Because the alternative is not acceptable for me to even think about. If we ever suspend our belief that we can prevail and fight to bring this country back to its former state of hope and optimism, that's when it's over. For that reason...as long as there is breath in me, I will work towards that goal.

@Enforcer149 @DrDavidNard My point is we should be better people. That’s why I said in first tweet it’s not about the next 4 years. Trump is a horrible human being. All politicians have flaws, but his are in plain site. It says a lot about our character as a nation

@SethDaSportsMan @DrDavidNard It can’t have anything to do with policies, bc Harris had none. A campaign built on “I’m not that guy” was a losing strategy. People wanted policies outlined, and all they got was “I wouldn’t have changed anything from what Biden did.” 😬

All I can say is this country is in serious danger in the years ahead. I don’t even mean the next 4 yrs, but what this showed is how poorly educated, hateful, and greedy we are as a nation. Can’t see things bouncing back anytime soon. I’m cooked already but I fear for my children

No matter what happens with this election, I’m fucking disgusted by most of the people in this country. I’m ashamed. How have we sunk so low?? Holy hell 🤦🏻‍♂️

Looking your daughter in the eye and then voting against her rights is crazy too me

@DrDavidNard @Enforcer149 Has nothing to do with policies. The USA just voted for someone who hates everyone that isn’t a rich white male, doesn’t care about women’s rights, incites insurrections, makes fun of the disabled, rapes women… something is wrong with that.

@SethDaSportsMan @Enforcer149 Maybe you’re just an idiot . Looks like the majority of the country disagrees with you

@IAmPoliticsGirl We can’t even get a convicted felon/rapist/insurrectionist to lose an election. You think they’re gonna change the entire electoral college process? certainly never gonna happen as long as GOP is running everything and that may be for quite a while

When we get through this we need to address the electoral college. This election should never have been close and it only is because of this archaic and anti-democratic system.

@nlltrt @TimHannan @sierran2482332 Was gonna say

Florida is the stupidest state.

Horatio Finer Balls Balls England and Wales Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008

@Enforcer149 Sure buddy

@SethDaSportsMan I am actually very well educated. The vast majority of Americans disagree with you, and that’s ok. It’s what makes this country great.

@Enforcer149 You’re one of the aforementioned uneducated

@SethDaSportsMan HUGE step in the right direction today.

@Razzball Looks like he got hacked

@CultureCrave Breaking: historians call Hollywood movie “Hollywood bullshit”

Historian calls #Gladiator2 'total Hollywood bullshit' for having sharks in the flooded colosseum scene — “I don’t think Romans knew what a shark was” 🦈 Ridley Scott when asked about sharks — "Dude, if you can build a Colosseum, you can flood it with fucking water. Are you joking? And to get a couple of sharks in a net from the sea ... Of course they can"

@trigeki @WesSteinberg Parody account

@WesSteinberg Alex , I’ll take things that never happened for $400

#Giants QB Daniel Jones told his teammates that he doesn’t vote. Malik Nabers turned around and said so your decision making is just as bad off the field too? Everyone laughed, great moment.

@WesSteinberg Best account on Twitter