Seth Elliott

Washing chocolate chip cookies down with chocolate cookie dough ice cream

I love living in such a walkable city (the ER is only 8 minutes away)

Unfortunately the eye mask people are correct (they are great)

After a weekend of toil, unappreciated, the office ice machine is eager to proffer up its goods

Loud one

I’ve started biking more (good), which also means I’ve started moaning out loud (bad) in public when I see flights of stairs ahead of me

Now that I’m a city person again I think it’s important to be a little more dignified (walking down the street pouring the potato chip crumbs into my gaping mouth)

Salt cellar as desk ornament (urgent)

Hey Siri, can I use a toilet as a garbage disposal?

6 months after I accidentally shipped my work phone to Korea, I am still typing the wrong password at least once per day

People love staring at me when I wear my World Famous Clown Motel sweater

I had a nightmare that they updated Google Maps on iPhone to make it look like Android, I couldn’t figure out how to use it, and missed two buses. Worst dream of the month so far

“How many?” “One human and one box”

“Are there any three legged animals? Like a dolphin — two fins and a tail?”

(Judge Judy has 6,280 episodes)

Career limiting TV show obsessions

I’m something of an aesthete myself

No yeah that’s just my toothpaste storage shirt

As they say, one slice of Blackberry Crumble Slab Pie from Three Babes Bakeshop a day keeps the doctor away

A cheery “thank you!” to the Waymo as I get out