Seth Graves

Hey @DHLUSHelp I’ve been standing outside my building for 2 hours waiting for a delivery, only to get a "missed you" notification. This is the 2nd day in a row the driver has falsified a delivery attempt. Calling CS does nothing. Can someone actually look at my instructions?

@BradComplemence hey! did I ever respond to this? i've been absent from twitter for awhile

@sethgravy Hey are you Casio Casanova? I'm looking for the album Sentimental Circuitry that you made in the early 2000s. If you have a digital copy of it, I'll buy it from you for $100, PayPal. It was a big part of my teens, I'd love to hear it again DM me whenever you see this please!

2021 goals: resting-pulse euphoria

@VividSeats I’m about to get on a plane and still don’t have my tickets. Whats up with that?

@jamiebradley I got a year free from MusiCares. Werner Herzog, Chris Voss, Lavar Burton, Malcolm Gladwell, Issa Rae, and David Carson all had really enjoyable ones

Just wait - when i'm older and all these whipper snappers in their mid-40s are wearing all black, listening to ambient jazz and buying tickets to Carly Rae Jepsen, i'm gonna gatekeep the fuck out of them.

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"hardcore porn" implies the existence of "crossover thrash" porn

are we going to keep allowing shower sex to be glorified by Hollywood when bidet sex is clearly the American dream?

@AshSpurge Nonduality: unlocked

@phoebe_bridgers well, actually...

Just realized that no one is going to bring up Die Hard until next Christmas. I was wrong, they were right.

Linear time is the worst

Mold Is this invisible organism in your fridge that will forever say "well, if you're not going to finish this, allow me."

"I'm a picky eater" Translation: "What's it like to be broke af?"

“Shot” is the new “duck”. Is this an iOS 13 thing or am I just shitting on more things these days?

I'm coming out of Twitter retirement. Holy crap, this thing is a mess and I forgot that number you text to update this thing.

open.spotify.com episode/6uagdYENZ1HjiaeX7gbqIN?si=LyyAKCj5QzmjkaM-amv5Cg

if your neighborhood isn't filled with cute wifi network names, is it really gentrified?