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Seth Rogan

@SethRoganTV

Extraespecially funny tweets! (not Seth Rogan just a fan) Everything goes to [email protected] Follow. Or else...

Katılım Kasım 2011
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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a Mexican? Not exactly sure, but that’s a hell of a crop yield for these tough times
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Masters drinking game: Every time you hear the word bogey take a drink. You'll be dead in 15 minutes.
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If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
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Hello niggas
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These roller coasters are INSANE!! I couldn't go on #2, worlds tallest... bit.ly/16MPWe6 - sp
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If your girlfriend doesn't like that bitch, you don't talk to that bitch.
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I got banned from Barnes and Noble today for moving all the 'Caution - Wet Floor' signs to the '50 Shades of Grey' shelf.
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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... she just announced a new album coming out tomorrow.
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S/O to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
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Deleting my school so I can focus on Twitter.
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In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die. #randomfact
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If it hurts when you pee, then urine trouble.
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Here's a list of people who asked for your opinion: ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________
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For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting.
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: "Local sperm bank. You jack it we pack it. How may I help you?"
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"I wanna fuck you so bad right now." "what...?" "Damn Autocorrect, I meant hey."
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2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday, Retweet if you like pancakes.
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