sewer shinobi
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Someone finally got our IT guys to clean their office and
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The kind of Chris that sees someone flash their brights at them and pulls over behind the cop down the street to tell them that “their position has been compromised”
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“Erm hey bud those are easier to drive through doors in reverse” ok I don’t care you’re the 5th person to say that and it literally makes no fucking difference. Or they’ll give commands to you when you’re just pushing a cardboard box on a furniture dolly like you’re landing a 747
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Like there’s this primal urgethat lives in these mfs where whenever I get on a scissor lift or just any kind of drivable equipment , even if you’re just sitting still, dudes come up and just like explain how to drive the equipment that you’re using and have been using for months
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I want to write a book about psychology on a blue collar jobsite because there’s alot of weird motherfuckers that all exhibit the same traits
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Ok turns out there’s two separate busses that take turns sliding through this lot every 5 minutes, I have not seen them pick up a single person
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And again
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What is going on with bearline drivers, I’ve been working on my car in the lot and the same bus with the same number on the back keeps entering my parking lot and then leaving and he’s just been repeating that like every 5 minutes for the past 4 hours
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Why can’t you edit tweets. I’m on the no fly list and I can’t be within 2 miles near any school. But fr why can’t you edit tweets.
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