What Time is Dinner

Brett Baty can not be the best player in our team. Need I remind you there’s two guys making enough money to buy a city and they’re not doing SHIT. Don’t care how fans treat Soto. Something needs to change.

Anyone else concerned that Brett “Peanut” Baty is the most reliable player on the team rn?! This guy looks like if you mixed 500 fraternity guys into one person and yet he’s the most clutch hitter on the team.

Juan Soto plays baseball like my math teacher when she got divorced. Show some fucking heart. Goodness gracious it’s like someone died out there. Also Pete Alonso go see a therapist or something I can’t watch this shit for one second longer. #metssuck

Bitch just hit a parked car… y’all really can’t drive eh?

Everyone does their best to carry smaller bills. But what about smaller Bobs, or Nicks?

Know a bitch can’t get shit from me but hard dick til it’s soft.

Professional dream killer. Don’t be bringing your bumass hopes and dreams around me.

Someone give me they credit card pls

You don’t need to understand my greatness but at least watch it happen

Some people judge others before themselves. Priorities are what shape us, guys.

It’s not that I’m tryna be different I’m j not tryna be like y’all