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@_falsi1ke Hello

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@FurkanGozukara And then why did they attack ships from Thailand? 🤣

JUST IN: Iran officially declares the Strait of Hormuz is NOT closed to the world—it is ONLY closed to the US, Israel, and their allies. Global shipping can pass freely. Washington's narrative of a global blockade just collapsed on live TV.

@lunarfq Hi!!!

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@TrueBlueBYU1984 I am so sorry 😢

Just ordered my customized BYU license plate

@Marlayna29 I am 100% for it!

How do you feel about taxpayer money being used to provide premium meals to deployed troops?

@baby_maumau Don’t you just love getting those types of messages from your children?

Somehow, despite my shortcomings, mistakes and flaws, God saw fit to bless me three precious baby boys. I don’t know what I did to deserve them, and they have grown into the best of men despite their woefully inadequate mother. 🥹

I am really proud of my weight loss journey! I started at 282 lbs and when I weighed in this morning I was down to 211!

@TrueBlueBYU1984 @derrico_henrio Very true!

@SfcRetired2014 @derrico_henrio Only nice area is Lake Tahoe 😂

I’m just saying you don’t see BYU fans bitching about it being in KC…

@T3Jab @carson_tk I heard in the news the other day that the whole Tampa Bay Area gained over 500k new residents the last few years. This is why my commute to work sucks now! 🤣

I’ve said it 100 times but Tampa is a transplant city man. Just gotta accept the reality that it’s a great place to live/visit so people all over the country relocate here and that means other fabs will always be here m. A new stadium, pricing and whatever ain’t fixing that

@TrueBlueBYU1984 @derrico_henrio I honestly hate the whole state of Nevada…lol

@derrico_henrio Nope, love KC. I used to live in Vegas, I despise that cesspool town

@DB_cUTEpper @jhallito Bring a dressed up blow up doll as a plus one, then you can get him one! 🤣

@jhallito Going to the game but getting one for myself. Sorry. Hope this helps.

I NEED one of these hats? Who can go to the game tomorrow as my proxy & score me one? 🙏🙏🙏

Today is another milestone! It is mine and my wife’s 22 year wedding anniversary! I am shooting for another 100 more years with her.

Such a good day…I am down 70 lbs in my weight loss journey!!

@jazzmomm @RyanQualtrics Holy cow! He is going have a blast!!

Thank you so much @RyanQualtrics! My son is so excited!!!

@foxonabox_ Amsterdam rocks!!

All booked for the 2026 Dutch GP!!

@boneyfuller I am dead 🤣🤣🤣

@LaneHaley19574 @shanaka86 Awesome! You are my hero! 🤣🤣

@shanaka86 Cry harder. Shouldn't you rejoice that so many virgins will no longer be lonely? Meanwhile we offer the following sentiment for your consideration:

BREAKING: Israel just struck the Assembly of Experts building in Qom. This is not a military target. This is the 88-member clerical body constitutionally responsible for selecting Iran’s next Supreme Leader. Reports indicate the building was hit while members were casting ballots to choose Khamenei’s successor. Read that again. They bombed the election. Not the military. Not the nuclear programme. Not the IRGC command structure. The constitutional process for selecting the one person who could theoretically unify the regime, negotiate on its behalf, and sign a ceasefire. Three days ago I wrote that the market’s four-week timeline depends on a negotiated ending. A negotiated ending requires a counterparty. A counterparty requires a legitimate leader. A legitimate leader requires a selection process. That selection process was happening inside the building that just got hit with heavy-tonnage bombs. Follow the chain. The Supreme Leader is dead. His replacement Defense Minister is dead. The acting replacement is reportedly dead. The only mediator in the region, Oman, is being bombed by the regime it was trying to help. The IRGC has fragmented into indiscriminate retaliation. And now the 88 clerics tasked with reconstituting legitimate authority have had their building destroyed mid-vote. Every link in the chain that leads from “war” to “ceasefire” to “de-escalation” to “insurance reinstatement” has been severed. Not by accident. By design. The US-Israeli targeting doctrine is not just degrading Iran’s military capability. It is systematically destroying the institutional architecture required for the war to end through negotiation. Reinsurers do not reinstate coverage into a regime that cannot reconstitute its own leadership. The actuarial blockade timeline just extended again. There is no one to negotiate with. And now there is no process to produce one. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@BYU4eva Only way he is running faster than that is if there is a bucket of KFC at the finish line. 🤣

If Tanuvasa even runs .0000001 faster than this, ima make it my mission to haunt every Ute DM, troll account, Ute fan board until my dying breath.

@AntarcticIceCap @Ficklin4Heisman @KennyDillingham @Utah_Football @BYUfootball 🤣🤣🤣

@Ficklin4Heisman @KennyDillingham @Utah_Football @BYUfootball Kenny Dillingham reposted this LMFAO what a goat

Utah = 2022 BYU = When George W was still president and Steve Jobs unveiled the very first iPhone. Iowa State = Literally the same year the Titanic sunk.

@LandonCheatham 🤣🤣

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