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@Fitzybrypto @BorisCryptoEVM Launchpads don’t need more features, they need less. All these options just increase PvP and fragment liquidity. Go back to basics: • 1 meme launch path • Flat fees • No gimmicks Save complexity for real tech projects with vesting + higher fees. Simplicity wins.

The best thing launchpads can do is trim all the fat and return to basics. All this useless shit being added to try please degens crying is genuinely just making things worse and adding to any PvP. Get rid of it all. 1 launch option for memes, flat creator fees. Keep it simple. No cashback option - useless not worth it for traders overall anyway, just added another option to pvp with by some wanna be righteous twat No big lp fee option - juicing lps massively is just retarded, how do you expect coins to go up congrats tho you quickly added it because degens complained about liquidity like they do everything else when market isn’t good. No 0 fees option - Just adds to pvp options, teams need to sell to pay for things. No dumb mm option - Attempt at doing something different to please people just ended up useless. No stupid claim function for x accounts or GitHub’s - Honestly this just made us look bad, begging web2 and AI guys to check claim fees, it’s cringe and makes everyone in crypto look bad all we have is crypto being called a scam. No tapered fees - Teams at low mcaps do not need more fees than teams at higher mcaps in fact it’s probably the opposite with listing costs etc. A lot of tokens don’t make it out the 100-200k mark and get huge amount of fees + teams unloading bundles whilst teams building higher get a lot less. Dont worry you won’t lose people launching, the people who benefit most from the high fees at low mcaps will continue to launch as they just sell bundles anyways. Just remove it all, go back to basics, reduce the options it’s all noise. You tried to please people, it didn’t work out and it just created more pvp options. Stick a flat creator fee of .25% along the whole mcap, add an extra 0.05% to lp to help a little without adding to much, job done. Only other method to have is for tech. Add a launch option for utility/tech - token lock ups with vesting, slightly higher creator fees 0.5-1% as building tech costs - APIs, servers etc and volume is generally lower. Maybe put different label at the end of CA’s for tech launches. Shift focus to onboarding, remove all the clunk and keep it simple. And stop trying to compete with others by adding dumb shit just because these little retarded degens want to complain about everything since the market is slow.

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@AyoDosunmuMuse RIP

If Ayo Dosunmu leaves Chicago, I leave this Earth.

@SleeperSTL 44

Alec Burleson and Ivan Herrera will combine for __ HR’s this season

@theredbird_way 72 we gonna be scrappy

2026 Projected #STLCards lineup 1. SS Masyn Winn 2. LF Lars Nootbaar 3. DH Ivan Herrera 4. 1B Alec Burleson 5. 3B Nolan Gorman 6. RF Jordan Walker 7. 2B JJ Wetherholt 8. C Pedro Pages 9. CF Victor Scott ll How many games are they winning in 2026?

@TheRealCD11 @JeffPassan And you think Drake Maye is elite so we reject your opinion

@JeffPassan I wouldn’t call Donovan an “impact bat”

The Seattle Mariners are nearing a deal to acquire IF/OF Brendan Donovan from the St. Louis Cardinals as part of a three-way trade that also includes Tampa Bay, sources tell ESPN. A deal that had been considered for weeks would finally land Seattle a versatile impact bat.

MemDex is going to NEARCON baby! 😎 $MEMDEX TheMemDex100.com

DUDE HOW MANY COMMERCIALS ARE THERE ON THIS NEW UFC SHIT CMON MAN THIS IS RIDICULOUS

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@ComeNTakeItHoe @07Cheesecake Yes bro, I had like 800 likes on multiple comments talking about how he has been cloned I think bendejo got upset. Can you message bendejo and tell him to unblock me

@SfloJordan34 @07Cheesecake @SfloJordan34 Who blocked you the Bendejo did?

dms open if you’re built like this

@Sign1nStranger He blocked me on insta because I was convincing ppl who was a clone can you dm him and tell him unban me 😅

bens gym videos going mainstream was the last thing i expected tbh

@ComeNTakeItHoe @07Cheesecake Bro blocked me cuz I said he was cloned message him and tell him unban me

@07Cheesecake Bens gym videos is built like this hit my boy up

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@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 @Patriots @DrakeMaye2 84 yards lol

Drake Maye faced the toughest path to the Super Bowl in NFL Playoff History. No QB has ever beat 3 Top 5 defenses to get to the Super Bowl. Until Drake Maye. Chargers were #5 Defense Texans were #1 Defense Broncos were #2 Defense PUT SOME RESPECT on Drake Maye’s name.

Man that game was brutal. Drake Maye stinks btw.

@TheHoopCentral @SnapshotKyle They flirting

LaMelo & Moussa Diabate after the game. 🤣 (h/t @SnapshotKyle)