Woke Sloppy Goblin

I just want to find someone who looks at me the way Nancy looks at Donald. #PelosiLovesTrump

@MossbergCorp I have a D currently.

Choose wisely: A, B, C, D, or E?

@hannahhill_sc @gunrights @HarmeetKDhillon She should stay where she is. She can make a difference there. Especially if her boss is on the same page.

Our very first lawsuit as @gunrights' brand-new legal arm had @HarmeetKDhillon on our legal team, fighting to stop San Jose, CA's attempt to tax the possession of firearms. I can think of no one better for the office of U.S. Attorney General.

@DubzyOnceAgain What is the criteria?

Only people with little wieners and/or lopsided boobs can retweet this

@HLC_actual Not necessary. Toilet drains are 3-4 inches in diameter. If yours clogs frequently, see a doctor.

Maybe a stupid question but it’s 2026 why hasn’t anyone designed a toilet with a built in sink garbage disposal? To me it makes sense it runs for a few seconds with every flush, shreds the poo and the tp. Someone explain this for me

@CNviolations She's correct. I've taken frozen items through without issue. Also have gotten other prohibited items through.

I mean, is she wrong?

@speppers69 @0hour1 Andrew Bailey would be the easiest option.

@0hour1 As much as we all love Miller...he would never get confirmed. He's in the best place he could ever be...right next to POTUS.

Steve Miller is a favorite for attorney general.

@0hour1 He's not an attorney, unfortunately.

@drinkonsaturday Cookies are my favorite thing to eat.

The alleged "children's book" "Who Will Eat My Cookie?" by Kinsey Maezing is an adult parody styled like classic kids' picture books (rhyming, colorful illustrations). Suzy desperately seeks someone to "eat her delicious cookie" — approaching various people who refuse — until the punchline. It's controversial because the entire premise is a crude sexual double entendre: "cookie" = vagina, "eat my cookie" = cunnilingus/oral sex. The innocent-looking format tricks people into thinking it's for kids, leading to viral outrage when parents or gift-givers realize the explicit joke mid-storytime. Similar gag books ("Unload My Load," etc.) fuel debates over "grooming" vs. harmless adult humor. Critics call it disturbing for mimicking children's lit; defenders say it's clearly labeled adult/parody sold as a gag gift, and the point is the subversion. Viral TikTok/YouTube readings amplified it, sparking "they knew" memes and bans chatter. Not meant for actual kids — buyer beware.

@ABC SCOTUS already decided this. Ignore the court.

The Trump administration must restore the legal status of potentially hundreds of thousands of immigrants who came to the United States legally through a Biden-era pathway, a federal judge ruled Tuesday. abcnews.link/iAn9X3o

@ImMeme0 First dead hooker experience?

The moment a man in Upper Darby, PA discovered the naked body of a dead woman in a trash container. I looked into it, but local news outlets did not appear to consider it important enough to cover. We deserve better.

@askaya I like the angry one on the left.

men, correct me if I’m wrong, but I think ALL women should take care of themselves and get as close as possible to the looks of the woman on the right (a supermodel)

@TW1NKD3STR0YER Excellent

never date italians; they only care about food and sex. any greater ambition they have is merely a path towards more food and sex

@gunpolicy I've carried in National Parks for years.

POWER UP! 🍄

@DC_Draino He should be jailed.

This is Democrat Judge Matthew Barrett. He put elderly Gold Star Mom Tina Peters in prison for 9 years, effectively a life sentence, for the “crime” of exposing Democrat Jena Griswold’s election fraud. His unconstitutionally cruel and unusual sentence was just thrown out by an appeals court. Judge Barrett should be impeached.

@DrewHLive Supposedly temporarily

Todd Blanche to replace Bondi as AG? COOKED

@ronsterd89 Not worth the trouble.

Can this be welded? I really need your advice.

@bennyjohnson Lateral move

🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi out as Attorney General and will be replaced by Todd Blanche who will serve as Interim AG.

@unheardparent @TheBabylonBee That station is in Portland, ME. Are they confused?

New vacant storefront ordinance goes into effect in Portland wgme.com/news/local/new… the city is strong arming the property owners of vacant property to use their property w/o compensation. If the property owners don't display art for free they are fined. Not @TheBabylonBee

@JeO72dq8au33663 @Ngonna No American size?

@Ngonna 日本の醤油の種類は多過ぎる。 俺たち日本人も把握できてない。 ただしみんなの家庭のこだわりの醤油がある。 婆さんから受け継いだステーキソースブランドみたいなこだわりだと思ってくれ

Ok Japanese 𝕏, What is best Soy Sauce brand? I feel like what we get in America is probably not what y’all use.

@lemmegetataste_ Some Rockwell differentials require up to 4" socket for the pinion nut. I have a few sizes.

re organizing my inch drive drawer, biggest socket i own, curious if anyone has something bigger lol