Kylie

✨may DaStarz shine down on you… ✨

LIVE: They are coming home. Watch as the Artemis II crew returns to Earth, splashing down at around 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

🌊Crashing into 2026, Riptide is back! Join us September 11-13, 2026 for the waterpark event of the summer! 🌊Ultimate 🌊Melee 🦑Splatoon 3 🌊Rivals 2 🏎️Mario Kart World 🧑‍🎓Collegiate Crews 🦍 💙Like 🔃Retweet 🫂Tag a friend for your chance to win a free pass

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

@mangomixtapes THIS IS AMAZING!!!! Your luck is astounding. 🌟

I cannot believe this is my real actual life rn the seats I paid for.... where i ended up after getting seat upgrades 😭❤️

that shit was beautiful man i might be Puerto Rican from now on if that’s cool with yall

Samus

i can't stop thinking about "they're giving he-man pronouns"

I don’t post anymore but I do wish that everyone is doing their best in the hellscape of 2026 💜

🤢🤮🤢🤢 🧚🏾‍♀️💖💗💓✨❤️ 🤢work 🤢 💞🥰getting paid💞💖 🤢🤢🤢😷 💖 💘 😍 ❤ 💗🥰 🤮🤮🤢🤮 💗✨🧚🏾‍♀️💕💞

@sailorisa Cutie! Was so good to chat for a little bit. 🫂

omg me in work mode i love this

@TridentSkrt I’ve known it for years now 🤐

@Sh0rpe who told you my stage name

I got got by the Great Brandino at Port Priority 9

FYI #NinthPort viewers: Our internet in the venue cut out last night. We’ve been working since 8am to get it fixed, but we won’t be ready to go live until likely 10:45am at the earliest. Top 128 Wave X brackets will start at 10:15am, on a 15 minute delay.

@reallifesamus_ Thank you!!! It’s growing out so much.

@Sh0rpe Your hair is so cute!

Porting priorities

I will be merch boothing it up at Port on Saturday btw say hello and take photos with me or whateva

Halloween

happy katamari day to all who celebrate

It's KATAMARI TIME! ✨ 🐄 🌎 Once Upon A KATAMARI out NOW on STEAM and launching at 9PM PDT / midnight EDT this evening on Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S.

@idiotpeach I thought gaiaonline was defunct after its currency became uncontrollably inflated omg. I played hardcore from 2006-2017???

I genuinely just believe we could insult me better than calling me a whore so I’m here to guide the masses. Some fun facts about me: >I play gaiaonline >I’m pushing 30 >I have scoliosis >my dentist says I have a small mouth >redditor for a decade + thank you and god bless