Shitxel

@homestuck_anon “ Please… more! “

Does it ever stop feeling like this

They're gonna make a circus out of you pomni watch the fuck out

lady in front of me in the theater at the Michael screening deadass Shazamed “Thriller”

grok can i trust "riff raff" on the big score hes planning

Overlap between bitches who lost everything in the gulf war and bitches who loved sosa

@VNilla50216 Got so used to it for so long I just look at my watch and go "fuuuuuuck man no way it's jerking off time this soon, shit does time fly man" and I just hit uninspired dry whippets

Im horny *doesn't jerk off* Im not horny at all *jerks off*

I would fuck the shit out of uncle fester (gets whipped and pushed into a corner) I'm sorry.y I'm sorry please ease don't hurts me

I check my porn discord servers and my notified nsfw accounts like a 50s dad checks the morning paper

Only in twitter would you get legitimately thorough character analysis of bowser in the super Mario movie

Scientist dumbfounded by programming the perfect robot clone of me and all he does is stroke his shit and listen to chief keef

1 is the loneliest number if you're the world's biggest retard and forgot 7

I must have been a beaver in a past life the way I be leaving these pillows

Robots funny, he gir bro. Lol

If Jesse eisenberg peed in a cup and gave it to me I would thank him

My life's just a family guy cutaway waiting to happen

know a guy whos a double K and buddy on a bad day he gets a third

Homesmut discord talking bout some how unrealistic terezi is for doing kick flips and somersault when shes the size of a hippo well apperefuckingley they never been one on one against jack black in his swag era now haven't they

@VNilla50216 The government doesn't want you to know this but the secret is to have a nice treat play with your touys and have love in your heart and take care of others

I fucking forgot how to draw porn

It's an amazing digital circus... And you ain't in it!