Professor Terguson

I'm glad I could take one for the team with @nbcsnl on summer break Thanks for the memes, internet! Hope you'll stick around for the reporting 🙇‍♀️

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@its_The_Dr You don’t.

What’s the best way to clean this?

@HazelAppleyard Love this

This video never stops being funny 😹

@SweetTexanRose @thewriterme 🤮

How to lose a girl in 4 minutes. Cook this for her. 🤮 Men, please don’t do this. 😂

@ContextpinitC Why the chicken?

Crispy, cheesy, loaded potato bites… made right at home 😳🔥

@kitchenDIY_ This has to be satire.

All American classic made easy.

Marco Rubio finding he has to be the new DNI (H/T @RISEAttireUS for making this for me)

@diy_cooking Comes with a couple cardiac stents.

Easy family style dinner!

@mattvanswol @Nancygodroc Hitting someone with that chair is attempted murder.

🚨WHAT THE HELL?!!! A "TEEN TAKEOVER" brawl just erupted inside a Chipotle in Navy Yard, DC. Diners were TRAPPED inside while teens were BEATING EACH OTHER with TODDLER HIGHCHAIRS in front of families trying to eat dinner. This is the CAPITAL of the United States of America. Where are the parents?! Where are the police?! WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!

@GigglingGanon @mcgmouton57 Demanding body cameras was the biggest backfire in black history. 😂

Uber driver had to call police to have this woman removed as she throws around allegations of the driver having white privilege. This confrontation from Orlando, Florida, is a masterclass in main-character syndrome and escalating a simple situation into arrested and charged in the blink of an eye. ​ After being asked to leave the vehicle because the driver felt uncomfortable with her behavior, Deidre Thomas decided that the Uber was her personal property. She didn't just stay; she staged a sit-in. ​ Throughout the footage, she demands a refund as a condition for exiting. In reality, Uber’s TOS is clear: a driver can end a ride at any time for safety, and disputes are handled through the app—not by holding a vehicle hostage. ​ Even when the Orlando PD arrived, the entitlement didn't budge. She spent the entire interaction lecturing the officers on the law, accusing the driver of "endangering her life," and recording the whole thing as if she were the victim. ​ In one of the most ironic moments, she attempts to weaponize social justice rhetoric against the driver claiming white privilege just prior to being removed from a car that doesn't belong to her. ​Despite her claims that she "paid for the ride" and "wasn't going anywhere," the law disagrees. Once a driver terminates the ride and asks you to leave, staying in the vehicle is Trespassing in a Conveyance. ​She was eventually forcibly removed, arrested, and charged with trespassing and resisting an officer. While she later avoided a permanent conviction through a pre-trial diversion program, this bodycam footage gives a clear view of things these poor Uber drivers must endure as well as what not to do in this type of situation.

The fatigue is everywhere. A “grown” woman loses her mind because she was told to turn down her phone because it was disturbing everyone before the tour even started. Of course, she showed out like an emotionally unstable little b*tch.

This gal crushes BLACK FATIGUE. Nobody cares about skin color, but poor behavior and loud/aggressive ghetto culture, plus obsessive victim mindset…is not helping anyone.

@ThoNg676733 What’s with the 1978 camera? Did she blow all her cash on that mic and autotune?

Better than the original in my opinion!

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