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SHADAB AHMAD
SHADAB AHMAD@ShadabHumor·
لَبَّيْكَ اللَّهُمَّ لَبَّيْكَ، لَبَّيْكَ لَا شَرِيكَ لَكَ لَبَّيْكَ، إِنَّ الْحَمْدَ وَالنِّعْمَةَ لَكَ وَالْمُلْكَ، لَا شَرِيكَ لَكَ
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الله أكبر الله أكبر الله أكبر، لا إله إلا الله الله أكبر الله أكبر، ولله الحمد
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The Lie Lamaa 🏹@_TheLieLamaa·
ANOTHER PAPER LEAK ! SSC GD Godi Media blackout Students vandalised the centre after SSC GD was cancelled. Even if re-exam happens, who guarantees it will be conducted properly? Why are students’ futures being played with ? #NEET
The Lie Lamaa 🏹@_TheLieLamaa

NSUI / INC protests with thousands on streets ? Godi Media : Signal lost 📡 17 new CJP followers? “MEGA BREAKING NEWS” Education Minister’s sleep schedule now controlled by Vinod Jakhar. One ordinary boy heated the streets while anchors kept boot polishing. Media blackout ≠ Public silence #is_Kejriwal_a_cockroach

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SHADAB AHMAD@ShadabHumor·
Look at this convoy of rapists. While the general public is struggling with petrol crisis, gas crisis and diesel crisis, this is a convoy of rapists. Welcome to new India. The poor are becoming poorer. Rapists and criminals are treated like the Rich people. x.com/ANI/status/205…
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• Dawaai aur Baaki Zaroori Cheezein: Sirf khana hi nahi, balki kapde, chappal-joote, aur yahan tak ki dawaaiyan bhi ek jagah se doosri jagah supply hoti hain, isliye in sabhi cheezon par thoda-thoda asar padta hai.
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SHADAB AHMAD@ShadabHumor·
2. Aam Janta par Direct aur Indirect Asar: Khane ke alawa, aam aadmi ki monthly savings aur daily life par iska kaafi asar padta hai. • Kitchen ka Budget Bigadna: Ek aam parivar ka mahine ka rashan aur sabzi ka budget jo pehle tay hota tha, wo 15% se 20% tak badh jata hai. Is wajah se log doosre zaroori kharche (jaise kapde, ghoomna, ya entertainment) kam kar dete hain. • Daily Commute (Aane-jaane) ka Kharcha: •Direct: Agar aapke paas apni bike ya car hai, toh petrol ke liye har mahine zyada paise dene hote hain. • Indirect: Fuel badhne se auto-rickshaw, cab, aur private buses ka kiraya bhi badh jata hai, jo daily safar karne walon ki jeb par bhari padta hai.
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SHADAB AHMAD@ShadabHumor·
Press Freedom Rankings 157 aise hi thodi hai.. Fir inko Janta godi media kehte hai to bhadak jate hai ye log.. Kitna asar padega janta ki jeb p. Aaiye samjhte hai is Thread🧵 se Thread 🧵- Petrol aur diesel ke daam badhne ka aam janta par seedha aur bohot gehra asar padta hai. Iska asar sirf gaadi chalane tak mehdood nahi rehta, balki kitchen ke budget se lekar har chhoti-badi cheez par dikhta hai. Is poore silsile ko "Domino Effect" ya "Inflation (Mehangai) ka Cycle" kaha jata hai. Aaiye asan shabdon mein samajhte hain ki iska aam janta aur khane-peene ke saman par kya asar padta hai:
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SHADAB AHMAD@ShadabHumor·
@TajinderBagga अब आपको Toilet के अंदर जाने को किसने कहा था !
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sharf.eth@SharfExcel·
Day of Arafah The moment a pilgrim stands at Arafah after Zuhr 🥹 After Zuhr on the Day of Arafah, millions stand before Allah as pilgrims and rise as Hajjis. 🤍 May Allah accept our fast, repentance, good deeds and invite us to perform Hajj next year. Ameen
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@SharfExcel @altamash_abu الله أكبر الله أكبر الله أكبر، لا إله إلا الله الله أكبر الله أكبر، ولله الحمد
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sharf.eth@SharfExcel·
الله أكبر الله أكبر الله أكبر، لا إله إلا الله الله أكبر الله أكبر، ولله الحمد
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Manraj Meena@ManrajM7·
क्या अंधभक्त मेरी बात का जवाब देंगे।
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SHADAB AHMAD@ShadabHumor·
माननीय महोदय @SrBachchan जी अब ऐसा कुछ लिख के दिखा दीजिए ! फ़िल्मों मैं सब हीरो बनते है असल ज़िन्दगी मैं बन कर के भी दिखा दीजिए !! अभी तो १२ rs बढ़ गया है !!
Amitabh Bachchan@SrBachchan

T 753 -Petrol up Rs 7.5 : Pump attendent - 'Kitne ka daloon ?' ! Mumbaikar - '2-4 rupye ka car ke upar spray kar de bhai, jalana hai !!'

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SHADAB AHMAD@ShadabHumor·
@NextDoorNeon You may have differences of opinion among yourself, but when you know that the person will go out the space when you have co-host, then you should not do this. This should not happen between us.
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𝐍𝐞𝐨𝐧🔻@NextDoorNeon·
Ye…. Ye mature log… twitter ke Sabhya log… achhe log. Meetha bolne wale log…. Izzat bas tabhi tak hoti hai jab tak insan tameez me rahe. Ab shuruaat ho hi gayi hai to hone do. Aise aur bhi hain…. Dheere dheere aayenge saamne….
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