o N o bo dy o

@divababy_fun You can try.

sometimes i think about getting bottom surgery but tbh if i cannot carry and birth a child with my own dna whats the fucking point

@spidres A pig

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I got a gym membership. I’m going to be so strong.

I am perturbed

A cockney breakfast special that comes with an abuseable orphan

@VtuberMushi Love u tomb mate!

Went from being homeless and unemployed to having a place, a job i love, activist work that fulfills me and plenty of friends i love and care for all within a month. I genuinely love my life

@hungjewishgirl You better work!

first day back at work after ffs 🤕

“Fucking is a sport of making women whimper, and I’m winning” -the tiniest roommate I’ve ever had.

@terrafically Tried it and I agree with you

soda tastes so fucking good when you call it pop

The dick b like

my drafts are a kiiiiii post ur drafts 👀

@BannedKirby Geez who would ever try and hypnotize you anyway. That’s crazy.

i still don’t think hypnosis is real but i wish it was

Jim Henson in to catch a puppeteer

they should make poppers for girls

Kissed someone as goth as I am last night 💕🥹💕

there should be a way to make a lot of blood come out of your mouth on command

In every dream home there really is a fucking heartache ;,(

@hounda_chains What’s your assessment?