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*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield* I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler. He said “No cap?” Yea, no gown either!

@uh_oh_smellie :)

@ShadowWizardMF The new ones, right?

Merrel 2 Merrel comparison. I’ve basically been risking my life in vans.

The moment that made two men stand outside my apartment door and threaten me 🔥🔥🔥 fuck you jack

@uh_oh_smellie I’ve never asked my gf to do this

Seems someone has been asked to shave her bush a few too many times

@uh_oh_smellie I’m sorry Ellie

I’ve had 2 ex’s cut off the women I warned them about yet no apologies for Ellie! Curious!

@Raiyuden_YT @ZiedTa That would be so cool

@ZiedTa Yeah, Gogeta is gonna be SSG.

I really think the unpredictable part isn't in the actual characters but something about them

@kittijmn I’m glad she didn’t show up I actually hearted up when she said he missed her parents and I wanted to go and live that peaceful life and she did and I didn’t want that to be ruined

i was really just saying shit😭✌🏽

@More_Jordys “Is this about my penis”

Fanfiction is a gift to mankind

@iamnotrodiggler @DestielPeg @Potelitl @7Spideycomics Did I say that? No I was just explaining

@ShadowWizardMF @DestielPeg @Potelitl @7Spideycomics So bc he's not chronically on the internet he's a retard

Wait if Starlight is pregnant…. that means………. Hughie…….. My man 😂🤝

@DestielPeg @Potelitl @7Spideycomics The original post is a reference to a meme

@Potelitl @7Spideycomics It’s not shocking he nutted in her stfu

@LaModeUnknown It’s okay I guess I just don’t get why you would make a dress if my parents screaming at each other

A 'liquid corset' by Amplituda Design.🪡

@Diamie_x I doubt she was involved it just makes no sense she’s already insanely rich from doing legal things why even sell drugs at that point

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian secretly met up after Skims shipment was apprehended for carrying cocaine worth over $8.4 million. Sources say she was seen crying while opening up to him that she was innocent of the crime and was setup by the driver . This was after her boyfriend Lewis Hamilton broke up with her following the whole incident 💔

@uh_oh_smellie Proof?

I keep thinking all hair products are cheap and bad since it takes so much to cover my hair now and then I remember that it’s down to my crack and that’s why I have to use more

Nigga how tf I’m a vegan if I got kids?? 🤦🏾‍♂️

“sir we’re so sorry to tell you this but your wife and child sadly didnt make it through childbirth”

@sillylilylmaoo @uh_oh_smellie

@BrobyGangritch @palehorse666777 @snacks_fruity2 You get a free house to live in for doing the bare minimum so yeah why not

@palehorse666777 @snacks_fruity2 With what you know about it tho would you work there?

I'm crying man what the fuck was wrong with them that day