Kayla With An H

I once again find myself in the Chili’s bathroom where I ripped the toilet paper dispenser off the wall.

Happy people 🤝 miserable people

Sometimes you just gotta kiss and tell.

Bill Hader is sexier than Paul Rudd. Period. Statement. Declarative sentence.

Still not being over my ex is finally going to be advantageous as it puts me in the perfect place to listen to the new Adele record next week.

I am gay for the moon.

Shiiiiid.

Low key worried that the Chili’s Bar and Grill I once fell in love inside of is going out of business.

I am isolated socially but love dressing up.

Greg Abbott, ya momma’s a bitch.

What’s your favorite show within a show and why is it Troy and Abed In The Morning?

I knew someone that died unexpectedly in a car accident and the family chose to play Jesus Take the Wheel at the funeral and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it for years.

So grateful to have a good job. Deeply upset I have to go to work.

I was drunk enough in California a month ago to never want to be drunk on the internet again, but I’m watching King of the Hill now and just want to say I can’t watch it without thinking of @ryanbeaty.

Jennifer Coolidge always understands the assignment. RT if this post makes you want a 🌭 real bad.

@ryanbeaty Broooo are new episodes out!?!?

Bruce Wayne/Batman in #Titans is a broken, sad character. It’s such a fascinating take on the role. #HBOMax

In 5yrs you could be somewhere You never imagined! Don’t Trip, Keep Going.

Watching OBX season two and am very curious as to why people keep giving Rafe Cameron a fucking gun???? Like??? Hello!!!

Gonna start a support group for everyone else who still hasn’t coped with the death of Steve Irwin, because I literally just watched 15 minutes of Crocodile Hunter and started sobbing uncontrollably.