Shakapande
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Shakapande
@Shaka39740452
down to earth dude with contagious smile
Katılım Kasım 2017
200 Takip Edilen102 Takipçiler

@lawrencekitema You hater which football were you watching? You didn't see that help you got from the ref? Don't be stupid. If is not for that penalty we would have won, and the ref refused to give our penalty. Low life dude shindwe
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@KyaloIntel Poleni may the Almighty God keep you safe eternally
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Dear Mama, I’m Coming Home
Mama, it’s me. Your girl.
I didn’t make it home from school.
When the fire came, we ran, we tried
I held my sister’s hand. We cried.
The door was not opening that night
Papa, I called your name with all my might
But this time, you weren’t in sight
Just smoke, and heat, and dying light
Mama, I’m coming home.
This time I won’t be shouting your name from the gate.
But I’ll be coming home in a casket, Mama.
Mama, I’m sorry.
Mama, tell my classmates this:
Don’t stop laughing in the dorms at night.
Don’t let my bed stay empty with fright.
Finish the science project I started —
Put my name on it. Say I departed,
But not from you. Keep my jokes alive.
And when KCSE comes, let all of us arrive…
In your hearts. In your pens. In your drive.
Mama, tell my teachers this:
Thank you for calling my name each day.
Thank you for believing I had something to say.
I’m sorry I left before the lesson was done.
But the biggest lesson was love — and you won.
Keep teaching them fierce. Keep teaching them loud.
Tell them I was proud. So proud.
Mama, tell my friends this:
Brenda, keep my hair clips. Wear them when you’re sad.
Njeri, finish my novel — tell me how the story ends.
Faith, you still owe me a soda. I’ll collect in heaven, friend.
Don’t wear black forever. Dance at prom for me.
Live the life I was supposed to see.
Mama, I’m sorry for the fees you paid
For the dreams the fire betrayed
So Mama, fight for other girls
So that fire doesn’t kill them.
Mama, the negligence — tell them to stop the negligence.
Tell them doors should open.
Tell them girls should be safe when they sleep.
Don’t bury me and bury the truth.
Let my name unlock every roof
That traps a daughter when she should be free
Mama, that’s how you bring me home to me.
I love you. I tried.
I’m coming home, Mama.
But leave the gate open for them.
Your daughter.
Forever.




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@FGaitho237 Why ask for trouble? You know she will be coming for you right?
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Washed-Up Parliamentary Whore Scophine Aoko Otieno Goes Silent
State-sponsored propaganda hoodrat Scophine Aoko Otieno; whose only claim to fame remains getting dished in the diab by John Mbadi in Parliament’s filthy urinals, has not posted a single piece of propaganda, lies, or cheap innuendo this morning.
This unusual silence has sparked speculation that the cheap slut is currently dying in bed, nursing a brutal hangover after yet another night of reckless debauchery.
Her worn-out body clearly couldn’t handle the lethal trilogy of Gilbey’s, weed, and emergency P2.
The village bicycle is probably too busy vomiting her guts out and regretting her life choices to spread regime nonsense this morning.
What a surprise.

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@Martin08fanpage That's a man who knows how to choose his sentence carefully. Unlike other Maniyu idiots
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If Arsenal can do the 4 following things, i think they will be with a greater chance to beat PSG in the UCL final tomorrow!.
Arsenal should not allow any early goal from PSG in first 20 minutes of the first half, because that has been the PSG strategy of ruining the opponents game plans by scoring the early goal.
Another one, Arsenal should not allow PSG defenders to join the attack to cause chaos, Arsenal has to make them busy. Which means Saka and Trossard has to be outstanding in that game with high intensity and speed, that’s to say, Nuno Mendes and Hakimi will be with less impact in the game.
Last but not the least, Arsenal should not allow vitinha to dictate the temple and control the game in the midfield, which means Arsenal has to select a midfielder that will not allow Vitinha to dictate the Rhythm in the midfield, because he is their master planner.
Last, Arsenal should control the intensity, Rhythm and Tempo of the game because PSG strength is in high pressing and intensity. So Arsenal should not allow PSG to play the game at a high tempo in finals.
Therefore; if Arsenal put the above things on the pitch, I think Arsenal will be with a bigger chance to beat PSG because Arsenal also has the cent-piece Advantage over PSG.

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@hovie_09 Oooh yeah with Raya between the sticks, you need not to worry
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Shakapande retweetledi

5 THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IF ARSENAL WINS UCL
1. Arsenal will surpass the number of people flooded the street of Buenos Aires, Argentina in 2022 after winning the world cup and have the biggest parade in football history on Sunday.
2. Arsenal will have new fans and get many more followers across all social media platforms which will take them to get more followers than Chelsea and get closed to Manchester United and Liverpool
3. There'll not be European virgins anymore. Arsenal will be added to the lists of clubs that have won UCL in Premier league which will give them more recognitions that they deserve.
4. Arsenal will become the only club in London that wins UCL and Premier League in the same season and win it unbeaten.
5. Arteta will supersede Arsene Wenger legacy at Arsenal and will become the first manager that won them UCL.

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That is not a BREAKING news! You pray for that team it is going down tonight.
Mr.Page@mfc_mrpage
🚨BREAKING: Paris Saint-Germain have a fully fit squad available ahead of the UEFA Champions League Final .
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Yes we @Arsenal wanted a full team A for @PSG_inside we don't excuse thereafter. You're going down tomorrow.
Paris Saint-Germain@PSG_inside
📋 Notre groupe pour la finale ! ⚔️🔴🔵 #UCL
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Budapest here we come. Pray for them.
SANBURG GOONER@Sanburg_gooner
🚨NEW: English champions celebrated in the skies. ❤️
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I feel sorry for you. You won't know what hit you. Surrender early
PSG Report@PSG_Report
🚨🎙️| Luis Enrique: “Facing Arsenal F.C in the final? It’s hard to know what the key moment of the match will be. It’s clear that there are very small differences between the two teams. The fine margins could become a real factor, we’re resilient, we know how to overcome problems and play in any scenario. We will make the most of the final with no fear and we’ll try to play at our best.”
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It as never happened. Pray for @PSG_inside
Maxvayshia™@maxvayshia
You don’t beat Mikel Arteta twice the same way. No one does. We wait
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