ShakeOfMilk

Tear'd up as I said "I'm just happy to be at the game with my boy" 😭😭😭

I can't wait to go to the ball game with my son today 😭

Blowing the cobwebs off Kreia’s dusty old pussy flaps

Kendrick you have to kill this dude at some point

My newish coworker and I follow each other on IG. I hope he's cool and I don't have to block him later 😭

@December_CJ You're not my coworker nor live in/love Madera

@Shakeofmilk I said the same thing when we were hanging out.

My coworker said all food outside of the town we live in doesn't hit the same and doesn't compare and I wanted to blow my brains out right there on the spot stupid mother fucker 😭😭😭😭😭

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

picky eaters when they see chicken nuggets and fries on the menu

55 POTIONS, 55 POKÉ BALLS, 55 REVIVES! Complete side missions in #PokemonLegendsZA – Mega Dimension! Available on Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch.

Getting my cars AC fixed today I won't be drenched in Nalga Juice on my drive to the OC today 😭😭😭☺️

Caught myself on Call of Duty last night telling an 11 year old he ain’t got no money bitches or motion, I gotta get a new hobby

On my beaner shit today (I always am)

The three pillars of American cuisine are • Soul food • Mexican food (specifically Californian) • Chinese food

@DiscussingFilm The expendagals

I miss the Terrifier era with my friends

NOW

a boyfriend who watches porn is the least of your worries, it's the podcasts you have to be really strict about

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

i knew obi wan was bisexual before he was canonized as bi because i could feel it in the bisexual Force