Shaleen Deep

📣 🏆2026 SIGMOD Research Highlight Awards 🏆: sigmod.org/sigmod-awards/… DPconv: Super-Polynomially Faster Join Ordering @mihail_sto, @andreaskipf dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/36… Automating Vectorized Distributed Graph Computation Wenyue Zhao, Yang Cao, Peter Buneman, Jia Li, @ntarmos dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/36… AnyBlox: A Framework for Self-Decoding Datasets Mateusz Gienieczko, @maxikuschewski, Thomas Neumann, Viktor Leis, @JanaGiceva dl.acm.org/doi/10.14778/3… Rel: A Programming Language for Relational Data @molhamaref, Paolo Guagliardo, @gkastrinis, Leonid Libkin, Victor Marsault, Wim Martens, Mary McGrath, Filip Murlak, Nathaniel Nystrom, Liat Peterfreund, Allison Rogers, Cristina Sirangelo, Domagoj Vrgoč, David Zhao, Abdul Zreika dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/37… MEMPHIS: Holistic Lineage-based Reuse and Memory Management for Multi-backend ML Systems @ArnabPhani, @matthiasboehm7 openproceedings.org/2025/conf/edbt… Diva: Dynamic Range Filter for Var-Length Keys and Queries Navid Eslami, @IoanaBercea, @niv_dayan dl.acm.org/doi/10.14778/3… The Key to Effective UDF Optimization: Before Inlining, First Perform Outlining Samuel Arch, Yuchen Liu, Todd C. Mowry, @pateljm, @andy_pavlo dl.acm.org/doi/10.14778/3… Output-sensitive Conjunctive Query Evaluation @ShaleenDeep, @HangdongZ79542, Austen Z. Fan, Paraschos Koutris dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/36… Output-Optimal Algorithms for Join-Aggregate Queries Xiao Hu dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/37… Differentially Private Substring and Document Counting Giulia Bernardini, @philipbille, @li_rtz, Teresa Anna Steiner dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/37… Congratulations to all the authors👏 👏 💐 #SIGMOD2026 #ACM #researchhighlight #SIGMODawards

Vol:18 No:4 → Sphinteract: Resolving Ambiguities in NL2SQL Through User Interaction vldb.org/pvldb/vol18/p1…

@hbdeshmukh You can't spell Anil without the letters Ai

Time magazine thought that he generated this image using AI

GOAT 🐐

Today is the 2 year anniversary to Better Call Saul final episode "Saul Gone"

Vol:17 No:8 → Rapidash: Efficient Detection of Constraint Violations vldb.org/pvldb/vol17/p2…

@josepablocam Congratulations!!

@savvyRL Thank you for being a champion for newcomers into the area!! Ignore the backlash. Most of these people are serial complainers. You are absolutely doing the right thing.

Woah getting lots of backlashes on this. I meant inexperienced/new researchers are *welcome to apply*, not to review. In case it's unclear, I don't any power to just make people neurips reviewers!

@StockPatternPro @shortseller This is the phoenix @leadlagreport keeps posting about

@DimitrisPapail Madison has more sun than LA! 😬😬😬🥶🥶🥶

Spot the differences

Another year, another snub. @TelevisionAcad is an absolute joke. Pathetic.

@hiumesh Thank you Umesh for the charts! Supremely high quality work from an expert 🙂

If the future data supports the soft landing scenario then historically U.S. presidential election years have also not been bad except in 2008 and 2000 in the last 25 years, which suggests we most probably have a decent shot #spx above 5200 in 2024, let's see one wave at a time.

$SPX: The bulls start very well in first week of the month. Finally, they achieved the July 27 high of 4607.07. Let’s see the #CPI next week Next resistance…. R1: 4637.30 R2: 4748.83 R3: 4818.62 Good Night! #spx #ndx #stockmarket

I'm on the academic job market I'm a full-stack data privacy researcher I build systems that are 1)provably private 2)functionally-rich 3)compatible w/ real-world constraints I do this by exploring the synergy between cryptography & differential privacy, both in theory & practice

We are hiring for research interns at the Gray Systems Lab (GSL) in Microsoft to tackle interesting challenges in technologies related to Big Data, cloud, databases, systems-for-ML, ML-for-systems, and interesting applications of LLMs. @GraySystemsLab jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/job/…

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Don't get me wrong, MKBHD is one of my favorite YouTubers. But he destroyed 6A for 60hz, but for iphone 15, it's just okay! Hmmmmm!!!

@StockMKTNewz PayPal Board, CEO, Employees right now

Jim Cramer was just asked about PayPal $PYPL “I don’t want to own the stock, I prefer the stocks of MasterCard and Visa over Square and PayPal”

@jimcramer Disney Board, CEO, Employees right now

this deal is huge and I think the beginning of a revenue stream that can make Disney' stock be a bargain. My trust owns it and it has been a huge bust. But at this point i say you bet against Disney and send me an invitation to your funeral

@queryproc @polymtl Congratulations!!

@FarihaAnna Congratulations Anna!!

Another snub to the GOAT show and @mrbobodenkirk who literally rose from death to deliver the performance of a lifetime. Awards given to tv shows that are 2 to 4 percentage points worse in IMDb. Golden Globes is so rigged and they don't even try to hide it #GoldenGlobes2023