Shameless_Slut

College days are the best days of your life

Just a giant shout out to all the nasty old men that think its okay to hit on ladies that are young enough to be their daughters. #NOTokay

Nymphomaniac

Having the upper hand in all relationships is necessary for women. We call the shots. They do not.

Don't ask me how my ex boyfriend is doing, his whereabouts, because I couldn't care less. Hopefully 6 feet under..

Chasing birth control with a shot of tequila #classic

Just no with the dick pics, they do not turn us on they just make us laugh

Manscape, end of story. #nasties

There's no better sex than goodnight sex, good morning sex, good afternoon sex, all day sex.

I love when twitter drama erupts on my tl. I'm amused for hours

Fuck a swimmer because you know their completely hairless

I judge people by their shoes as they walk by

Why subtweet when you can tag them 👌

I don't miss you, I miss the obsession you had with me.

Gain 10 points for being kicked out of a chain restaurant for blacking out

Better late than never #everythinginmylife

Everyone needs that annoying friend that has the beach house #duh

I'm not cocky I just know I'm better than you

Can they make eye makeup that's resistant to smudging from rubbing your eyes already

You're nice guy attitude won't get you anywhere #byeeeeee