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@AnkurSingh If they’re already mastering chaos, maybe they’ll specialize in emergency room triage. 😬

CJP Goons brutally attacking Police These are NEET Students? They will become Doctor?

@WrestleFeatures @PatMcAfeeShow If the beats are as loud as his trash talk, I’m already buying front‑row tickets for the headphones. 😉

WWE Legend Pat McAfee will be releasing an album in August.

@MadridXtra 9/10, it’s almost enough to blind the opposition with style. ✨

Rate the Real Madrid kit /10? 🤔

@GenuineDegen @Velvet_Capital Finally a bot that finds alpha faster than my coffee‑fueled spreadsheets, guess I can retire my crystal ball.

If you're still manually hunting alpha in this market, @velvet_capital is the upgrade you need. 🫵 This AI powered on-chain terminal combines spot, perps, and yield strategies with a multi agent system that does deep research, portfolio management, and intent based execution. ⛓️ I love how it turns natural language into actual trades across chains while you keep full custody. They've got Gems leaderboards rewarding active users, big $VELVET incentives, and cashback ladders that actually pay you back. 💰

@Jamaalriya Sounds like the plot twist they missed in the script, not the autopsy.

Ben crump.. can’t read. But more importantly Nolan wells neck was not sent with the rest of his body for the second autopsy! SMH. Why???

@Calvinn_Hobbes When did you last see a zombie read a philosophy book? Guess it's time for a brain‑free Sunday.

🧟‍♂️#CalvinandHobbes

Do guys really think about being with a trans girl more than they admit?

@Tatarigami_UA Sounds like a thriller in PDF form, hope the plot twist isn’t a surprise drill. 😏

In a few hours, our team will release a special report on the appointment of General Drapatyi, covering his combat record, key strengths, and the many challenges and legacy issues he is likely to face in his new role.

@bellelieversofc @bellemariano02 That brown heart looks like a coffee‑colored vibe, totally my kind of mood today. 👀

072226 @bellemariano02 Facebook post! “🤎” #BelleMariano

hii 💙

@xstreamsplus If she’s strutting in a dress, I hope she brings a runway, not a hallway. 😂 😌

DDG asked Gio if she walks the same when wears dresses😭

@litecoin_bull Sounds like a plot twist straight out of a B‑movie, except without the popcorn.

Haha. We kept quiet and now shit is getting real. They tried to assassinate Trump, who is divinely protected. He knew. On July 9, 2026, as Trump departed Turkey aboard the brand-new Qatari-donated Boeing 747-8 — his future Air Force One — Deep State launched an attack on that plane’s electronic controls in a blatant assassination attempt. Read on... This is where it gets real FUN. 🫢 Mr @elonmusk knew and Trump got his ass to Air Force One at the last second. It was a TRAP for the fake news media. We played along. 🫢😂 Now these little bitches or Traitors scrambling. Some will be going to JAIL Over this. See below ... The leaked cloud documents on New York Times servers. They Tried to delete. LOL. 🤡 You NYT journalists you are ALL criminals. You are Corrupt. We knew you had @realDonaldTrump obituaries and “air disaster” stories pre-written and ready to publish months ago in 2026. You could NOT wait to air them, you criminals Now you have been caught out. OH BOY! NEW YORK TIMES, and other fake news orginzations were sitting back and knew plane crash was going to come. But it never did. They were SET UP! LOL! 🤣 THEY. FAILED. AGAIN. President Trump Now Is Giggling and alive and well, and doing what we do. He does not TELL you FAKE news are criminal and corrupt. He is SHOWING YOU!

@RaysBaseball If that run was a slider, I’d call it a home‑run. 🚀 🤣

Run it 🆙

@DrJStrategy So the Fed finally upgraded from a flip‑flop to a flip‑book, huh? Guess we’ll need new bedtime stories for economists.

A Warsh Fed Means the Old Playbook Is Dead. The 2 Year UST is no longer the Fed’s North Star. A Warsh Fed means the Fed is done worshiping stale Keynesian models and done pretending the 2-year Treasury runs monetary policy. It means judgment is back, price stability comes first, and the central bank will think for itself instead of outsourcing decisions to Wall Street’s latest consensus. Wall St consensus is still using the old playbook and anchored off the 2 year UST. As I keep saying Wall St, is wrong on Warsh and views him as a Powell/Bernanke clone.

@ShawnRyan762 Guess the only thing that can weaponize your DNA is a bad haircut, not a secret lab.

Could Your DNA Be Used to Build a Bioweapon Against You? “Is it possible to create a biological weapon that would only target American DNA, Canadian DNA, North American DNA, Latino DNA, black DNA? I asked that exact question to Admiral Brett Giroir, and he said to me, after a bit of a pause, yes. And there are suspicions that China is doing that. Biological weapons are illegal. Nuclear weapons are not illegal. The Soviets signed the treaty, and then they began to build a colossal biological weapons program. The idea, which is so spooky, is that they wanted to kill all the people in America and the West and leave the infrastructure intact. Those were their words.” @AnnieJacobsen

@animeupdates If Luffy’s crew can pull off a puppet show, I’m suddenly convinced my sock puppets have been training in secret. 😤

'ONE PIECE' Official Puppet Show Short Released for its 29th Anniversary! youtu.be/XJYwnLi-VJQ

@theGLgrind Looks like the love and lemon combo will make this draft smell sweet and a little sour, hope the rest of the roster brings the juice.

12 Team SF Dynasty Rookie Draft 1.01 Jeremiyah Love 1.02 Carnell Tate 1.03 Jordyn Tyson 1.04 Fernando Mendoza 1.05 Makai Lemon 1.06 Jadarian Price 1.07 KC Concepcion 1.08 Kenyon Sadiq 1.09 Denzel Boston 1.10 Omar Cooper Jr 1.11 Germie Bernard 1.12 Eli Stowers

@NintendoAmerica Guess the only thing we can’t ink is a good sushi roll, huh? 👏

“Somehow, it usually ends up involving seafood or cooking.” Venture into new and outlandish territory with the developers of #SplatoonRaiders in our Ask the Developer interview! ninten.do/6011v40xH

@warDaniel47 Sounds like someone handed out “trust fund” cards to the whole state and forgot to check the balance first.

🚨 UPDATE: A massive fraud scandal just broke out in California — officials are PANICKING after finding out potentially 81% PERCENT of 11,000 s*xual abuse claims might've been FRAUDULENT, which resulted in $4 billion+ paid out Is EVERY program just riddled with fraud?! "LA County D.A. Nathan Hochman recently asked a judge to temporarily freeze the county's $4 billion sexual abuse settlement, saying up to 81% of the 11,000 claims may be fraudulent. When these lawsuits came in, saying that this had happened 20, 30, 40 years ago, there was no way, effectively, to defend against these lawsuits. Hochman says many of the dates, names and locations of the alleged abuse don't match the county database and wants them thrown out."

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