Shane ‘the cake’ Batter

Ranking #NWC Baseball Gooners: 🥇Carl Moland-Kovash - Whitman (The GOAT) 🥈Jaxon Coles- Pacific (Cosplay enthusiast) 🥉Beckett Montgomery- Willamette (Most strokes per minute) HM: Evan Maury- L&C (insane dome) HM: Dylan Huntsman- Whitworth (come on do I even have to say it) #D3

🚨Account has been shadow banned🚨 X has decided I went in too hard on the conference and has disabled my ability to comment on posts. This is a great time to say I will not post anymore until Willamette sweeps a series @JackKnauf13 #D3 #NWC

@BillPrice1964 Classic trap game. Willamette seems to fall into them every year

Willamette, after an embarrassing off-day loss, looks to bounce back next week at L&C. #NWC #d3baseball

🚨#NWC Weekend Recap🚨 George Fox take 3 wins against the #10 team in the country Lewis and Clark lower team ERA to below 7 for the first time in 30 years Puget Sound win big series for playoffs Whitman stick a thumb up their ass and let Linfield have their way with them

@jerr26897 @JackKnauf13

@ShaneBattery65 @JackKnauf13 Zinger lol

How Jack Knauf feels having 10K+ posts with an average of 1 like (probably his own) per post

@jerr26897 @JackKnauf13 What a zinger! If I lived behind multiple burner accounts I would also be insecure about my own intelligence

@ShaneBattery65 @JackKnauf13 I’m sorry I can’t communicate with the retarded

@jerr26897 @JackKnauf13 Holy shit responded from the wrong burner 😭😭😭this guy is unreal get a life

@ShaneBattery65 @JackKnauf13 I don’t remember fucking asking

@HorraceJ70479 @JackKnauf13 ‘feelings against’ 🥀🥀🥀

@JackKnauf13 @ShaneBattery65 Might hurt their feelings against watch it!

@JackKnauf13 I’m 6’5 when I stand on my money chump. You have no idea what we used to do with kids like you at Cal Tech back in my day

@ShaneBattery65 D3 talking about “the little guy” lol

@ShaneBattery65 hey Shane kick rocks punk.

@JackKnauf13 This is so cute you collected all your burners to be here and support you. This is what it’s all about, sticking up for the little guy.

@ShaneBattery65 I made D3 twitter mad

I know Spencer Kowalski when I see him #Linfield #RollCats #D3 #NWC

#NWC Players past their prime: 🥇Spencer Shipman- Whitworth (You are 30 years old playing a kids game what are we doing) 🥈Ethan Keintz - PLU (Grown man btw) 🥉Andre Butler - George Fox HM: Chase Lawson- Willamette (Some people should never to play past high school) #D3

@mrregion10fan @BillPrice1964 @d3clintclitter @D3region10base @diiinuts @TheDaveBoots @nedinred I heard they started hanging Jeremy Sangalang on a cross in the dugout, whipping him for every run they gave up as a pitching staff to motivate the pitching staff

NWC BV how we feeling after George Fox just shoved their cocks down CMS throats? @BillPrice1964 @d3clintclitter @ShaneBattery65 @D3region10base @diiinuts @TheDaveBoots @nedinred

Linfield outfielder Josh Mansur when he has to be productive in critical games: #d3 #NWC #Baseball

This is a Gabe DeBenedetto appreciation post. Rumour has it he refused to grow past 5’6 out of respect for not wanting to hit too many XBH as it is seen as blasphemous in the eyes of the lord. #GeorgeFox #NWC #D3Baseball

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Lewis and Clark second baseman Eli Steinhaus found with staff of immeasurable knowledge and power. This is likely the reasoning behind his suspicious breakout season. #NWC #D3 #baseball #MLB

Top 5 all time NWC gremlins 1. Aaron Barber 2. Jordan Hara 3. Drew Baskin 4. Aaron Barber 5. Drew Kamihara

@mrregion10fan I would say add Aaron Barber but he would take up too much of the list #bulkingseason

Top 10 💉 users of all time NWC 1. Ben Parker 2. Kyle Stalker 3. Sam Swenson 4. Jack Thomson 5. CJ Colyer 6. Cole Trotingnon 7. Ryan Krout 8. Jeff Hoffman 9. Isaac Lovings 10. Brady Joyner HM Jordan Hara holy short person syndrome

@nedinred Always exciting to see the young guys get after it. Brings me back to my days in ‘Nam

@ShaneBattery65 Be on the lookout for Chase Lawson of Willamette as the years go on. Hes got tons of upside. Goons like its his job. Excuting stuff from the young stroker.

Ranking #NWC Baseball Gooners: 🥇Carl Moland-Kovash - Whitman (The GOAT) 🥈Jaxon Coles- Pacific (Cosplay enthusiast) 🥉Beckett Montgomery- Willamette (Most strokes per minute) HM: Evan Maury- L&C (insane dome) HM: Dylan Huntsman- Whitworth (come on do I even have to say it) #D3