Muslim Shane Hollander

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Muslim Shane Hollander

@ShaneHalalander

Don’t tell Sheikh Iftaring all over my maghrib munch munch munch yum yum yum //If you use the edited images I make please credit me tysm PARODY ACCOUNT

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Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·1d

// Admin about me post Hi I’m one of 10 Russo-Albanian Muslims on planet earth (Definitely real statistic) DNI if you’re Islamophobic, Homophobic, Racist, weird parasocial, etc. I make photo edits on occasion, never use AI because I care about the planet Let’s be friends.

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Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·3h

No…?

Cliff Marleau@TheRealCliffMar

SHANE HOLLANDER CODED.

Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·4h

Where did you all get that I’m into spanking???

shane hollander’s arch@plsjuststopugh

can shane pls get spanked at least 40 times in s2

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Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·4h

@IlyasProstate Luca Ramadan is over please don’t test me rn

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Luca Haas@IlyasProstate·7h

@ShaneHalalander What about when I saw you submit to Ilya?

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Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·12h

Что? The only one I submit to is my parents and creator 😭

Cliff Marleau@TheRealCliffMar

*shane holeander

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Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·12h

Oh because he’s a cat from a Muslim household he’s a terrorist? Smh do better

julia@julzibug

pork hollander did 9/11

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Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·14h

@hollanovxoxo Inshallah you go home

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joy@hollanovxoxo·16h

guys pls pray that i go home im so over them

joy@hollanovxoxo

is having a horrible dad's side of the family an egyptian thing or am i just cursed

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Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·15h

Listen just because I got kissed by Ilya Rozanov does not mean--

effie 🐰@ilyalicious

do you guys think shane hollander is Gay.....? i heard rumors but he dated rose landry so Idk.....

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Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·15h

// for reference I just said "Idk" and left it at that

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Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·15h

Being asked your sexuality by a 22 year old egyptian man in the musallah at 1am (//true story btw)

em 🏒❤️@ilyasloon

about to suck a dick or being drafted to war?

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Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·15h

@dearilya This lie. I'm literally muslim???

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ils@dearilya·1d

loser ilya rozanov using any occasion as a tool to get shane hollander back

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randomly saying inshallah at the end of a sentence

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Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·15h

@porkhollander @EricBennett1978 this is so odd bc aren't you spayed and neutered?

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pork hollander@porkhollander·1d

@EricBennett1978 ?????

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Eric Bennett@EricBennett1978·1d

Pork’s babies.

En Júpiter@En_jupiter_

quise hacer buñuelos y me salieron abortos 😭

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Muslim Shane Hollander@ShaneHalalander·16h

"Yeah you've changed, but did I ever know you? Or did I hold you... Facing away from me. The air in your room never moves Live and die by the TV No one's watching... Do you hate me?" Waco, Texas - Ethel Cain

Pop Crave@PopCrave

In honor of World Poetry Day, what is your favorite poem or lyric?

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