Shanno 3.0

I dunno what #MAFSAU we’re thinking casting this loser douche bag.

Tori’s hand on the box #MAFS

@va5el1ne Nah she’s just there for the free food

@Sonia3044 Only cause ol’ Lizz with 2 Z’s either has or wants to have sex with Jack.

Lizz and Tori are gonna have a smack down #MAFS

Jack is wack. #MAFS

God watches you masturbate

Brooooo I don’t know what it is about Harvey’s hot sandwiches in parramatta but man they feed my soul every damn time.

@jack_r_reilly Mate you just discovered greatness. The things I have cooked in mine are unbelievable

@Shannopunk We just got one they are GOOD

Just letting you all know that this still stands.

Hey @TransportforNSW I’m currently stuck on train waiting to be able to enter central station. A journey that usually takes 20mins max has now turned into a 2 hour trip. My train is so crowded I feel like I can’t breathe. This is an absolute shit show. Please do better.

Bronte is confused as to why Harrison wants to leave. Meanwhile everyone else is confused as to why you would stay #MAFSAU

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There’s nothing like karma coming back to put a smile on your face.

I like taking shits on company time.

Okay can we please talk about how sans dress makes her look like she belongs in a cult? #MAFS

Dion deserves sooooooo much better. #MAFS

Oi did selin put her shoes in the linen closet? WTF? #MAFSAU

Anyone else think Ella is part snake cause she keeps licking the air. #MAFS

Having a think about the Astro world situation and the connection to the big day out incident where a girl was trampled to death and they then brought in the d barricades. I thought this would have been something event crew all over the world have known about. I’m v obvsly wrong.

Toilet thought. When dealing with particularly annoying customers, is it viable for me to send them an invoice for the amount of boxtox I’ll need to prevent the wrinkles they have caused due to stress?