Neil Shapland

Aaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh!!!!!#worldonfire

To be honest @mssarahgreene kept me tuning in to #dublinmurders each week. Even with a totally confusing and sometimes ludicrous storyline she was head and shoulders above the rest. Look forward to seeing her in something that makes some sense.

@JustJTerry @rickygervais Like it👍. I opened the door and without saying a word tapped the “No cold calling” sign. Her answer was “that doesn’t apply to us because we’re not selling anything”. 15 awkward mins later she still couldn’t prove to me that her god exists 👋

So today, despite having a “No cold calling” sticker on my front door a Jehovah’s Witness decided to ring the bell. She couldn’t possibly have known I’m on my 4th re-run of #Afterlife by @rickygervais..I should’ve left it.. 😀

In 2018 4,903 men died by suicide. That is 94 men a week. 13 men a day. To any man out there struggling right now: We’re here for you. Struggling doesn’t make you weak or less of a man. You are so loved. Stay with us You deserve to be here. Let’s talk 💜

Racing through my current book so I can get onto this one, can already feel the shivers! 👿👹💀👍

Uh-oh here we go @SarahEngland16 😈

One happy chap this morning! Thanks to @MarillionOnline #RacketRecords and the postman of course 👍😀🤘

#WorldOnFire gripping stuff. The ever excellent #SeanBean outstanding as always.

@SarahEngland16 Thanks Sarah, job done. Bring it on 😱😈👍

@SarahEngland16 Great news, can’t wait for this one👍

@SarahEngland16 Don’t know anything about hares but that’s got to be lucky right? Never heard anything like that before. What a lovely place to live

Why fix what isn’t broken @Apple the latest update is pants

@PhilAlexanderUK Great days when the album cover was almost as important as the musical content 🤘🎶

This was the first Zep album I bought when I was a kid... largely because of the crazy kaleidoscopic sleeve... It turned out to be a gateway to loads of different types of music for me and for so many others... Oh,… instagram.com/p/B3O0g0yH-c0/…

@SarahEngland16 Appetite well and truly whetted..I’d be up for a romantic novel, with a nasty horrific supernatural twist of course 😱

Waiting for Monkspike pre-order in paperback like....@SarahEngland16

It should be compulsory for everyone to watch every programme @rickygervais has ever done, all life is here, good and bad.

@PlanetRockRadio @Steel_Panther Once again the southwest of England ends at Bristol... 👋 at all the rock bands from deepest darkest Devon

⚠️Just announced!⚠️@Steel_Panther planetrock.com/news/rock-news…

@rich_warne @PhilAlexanderUK Remember Andy Howard’s rock nights too, Woods I think and possibly VanDike club as well. All a bit blurry! 🤘