Mr. ㊙️

When someone is holding the door open for you but you're a little far away

me: i don’t need a shopping basket me 5 mins later:

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“What do you want in 2021?” Me:

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2020: January ↓ February ↓ Quarantine ↓ December

@gurvs1 @BandoBandits1 Like if you hate Pakistani’s

@TRIZZYHILL Crazy eastender

@SharjeelKd Daily offender

feeling this way and not knowing why <<<

Every time I get on Twitter

When someone reminds the teacher that there’s homework due

Wizards Of Waverley Place 2?

@jxb_xo @Santandave1

@Parleeen @WingstopUK

@Parleeen Yh but e instead of an i