Tim Beckerling

Hi, Virtually daily accidents on the Corner of Eastwood Road and Jan Smuts Avenue in Dunkeld West, JHB. In the last 2 days a car has gone through the neighbours wall and a motorcyclist down this afternoon. Needs a traffic light urgently. Please help. @MyJRA #JHBtraffic

Happiness is real, believe in it, embrace it, love it.

@Sethrogen more like packing away a sleeping bag.

My dog Mary has literally no idea how much she's embarrassing herself when she fucks my neck pillow

Tired of the weird looks I get whenever I pronounce the “t” in Christmas.

If your main goal is to make sure everyone likes & approves of you, you risk sacrificing your uniqueness & therefore your excellence. ~Anon

Accept what is, let go of what was, and have faith in what will be. ~Sonia Ricotti

This whole Bill Cosby situation is a classic "He said/ she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said"

Doppelgängbanger: A porn star who looks exactly like someone either intentionally or by mistake.

1st FILM: Nando’s ‘Blue Light Brigade’ @metropolitanrep @NandosSA #CCawards #August

Halloween 2014: Wednesday Addams

Well, the phrase “going viral” suddenly seems less cool.

Rossi has longest GP winning career & is 10th oldest rider to win a premier class GP motogp.com/en/news/2014/V… #MotoGP

@zanu_pf hahahahahahaha!

"�What you are is what you have been. What you�ll be is what you do now."" ~Buddha"

@ValeYellow46 @calloalbanese looking super on it this weekend. GO 46!