Dan Carpenter

@john_keim is there a cap space per open roster spot metric somewhere? I keep hearing how much space we have but also how many spots we need to fill. Am I crazy or would this be a better way to compare teams leading into FA?

@minakimes I’m just observing but gotta believe that pick will be contested Hope it works out for you

This just came to my attention and the Asian group chats are going crazy. This is an incredible pickup for us.

@Starbucks you are killing me with your refresher retirements. First the Star drink, then the Paradise. Better come up with a good replacement.

@JayDanielsMVP 1 year deal

What’s the first word that comes to mind when seeing this?

@Rainmaker1973 It only reduced stress because they had no traffic to deal with

A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive. [📹 emperorsofmischief] x.com/i/status/18515…

@Brooks_Gate …a fight on land. A fight in the ocean I take the dolphin

power ranking NFL animal teams by who would win in a fight

@johncutlefish was there a blog or paper accompanying this image? Couldn’t find it when searching web or Amplitude site. Found TBM 8/52 for the early draft of it.

@john_keim I ended up losing my fantasy matchup due to that stat correction. Happy for Newton but I’d rather have my win.

Dan Quinn submitted to the league the Johnny Newton tackle for a loss of Williams on the first series to ask for it to be changed to a sack.

@MatthewBerryTMR on Monday night I lost my W8 game, then on Tuesday I won it with a Mooney stat adjustment then on Thursday I lost it again when my very own Washington team petitioned to get Newton a sack. Brutal roller coaster of emotions.

@_MLFootball As long as he doesn’t try to sprint with her on this shouldn’t impact his recovery

TRENDING: #Eagles star tight end Dallas Goedert and his girlfriend preparing for Halloween. Goedert is currently dealing with a hamstring injury.

@WorldAndScience My initial answer was French then I re-read Europa properly.

@MikeClayNFL What is up with these abbreviations??? BLT is a sandwich. BAL is a city. CLV vs CLE. Most egregious HST vs HOU. @DanielDopp @FieldYates @Stephania_ESPN get to the bottom of this please.

New format for fantasy football strength of schedule! Past = How easy/hard the offense's schedule has been thus far Fut = How easy/hard the offense's schedule is moving forward (Weeks 8-17) Green is easier, Red is harder

@SayreBedinger Already been my fantasy team name all year

The Buffalo Bills should trade for Cooper Kupp. Then they would have two Coopers, one Kupp.

@Sunpoo @RGIII @sundownActProof Nailed it. Encapsulated all the nuance of “preparing the news” and the entire profession in 18 words from a google search result. BTW Nothing wrong with interviews for entertainment purposes. Not all interviewers are journalists. That’s all.

@Sharpcarp_DC @RGIII @sundownActProof Well that's just not true

@RGIII @sundownActProof I enjoy your pod, but you don’t do journalism. Journalism is the practice of gathering, recording, verifying, and reporting on information of public importance. Giving all sides an equal platform without verifiable facts that challenge their perspective is entertainment.

@sundownActProof Journalism is non-partisan. If a man has 20 years of experience with someone, he is providing his perspective. You don’t have to agree. Journalism is not picking a side, but allowing all sides to be seen. You can’t do that if you only push your views on people. Journalism matters

@jasonfried The features have a lack of coherence / thoughtfulness /strategy. It feels cobbled together rather than a single experience.

It's remarkable how unliked Jira is. Hard to come up with another piece of software that seems so universally panned by people who have to use it, yet has clearly proven popular. I guess there's Salesforce, but... So what is it about Jira that so many don't like?

@sadieemckennaa White. Maybe some Irish or Scottish heritage based on the McKennaa? 🤷‍♂️ weird game

race me

@rachelbonnetta Everybody knows what he wants for his birthday. No one wants to give it to him.

bruh

@CookedByTek WWI, WWII??

What the hell did Germany do to deserve this 😭

@minakimes Not the direction I was expecting. I thought it would be a spite cafe. Only LD facial expressions.

Opening a rival cafe where the door can only be opened with a semi-credible Ric Flair WOOOOOOOO