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Jordan Henderson 20 minutes into England’s World Cup opener against Croatia:

Did he make it?

Dan Burn against Spain tiki-taka at the World Cup

Thank you, Seamus. 💙

The Men's squad have voted James Garner as our 2025/26 Players’ Player of the Season. 👏

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This almost restores your faith in modern football

@BasilTheGreat She will be calling them racists

🚨NEWS: Eni Aluko has been DROPPED by ITV for their coverage of the World Cup this summer.

No need to spy on Everton. Same team, same tactics, same subs at same time every week

Imagine being a West Ham fan tonight putting all your hopes into Everton football club.

🚨ARSENAL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE PGMOL Headquarters:

@baglord69 No crying in the casino

FUCK man, this is actually breaking me. I went all in because I truly believed my read was right. Now I’m watching years of grinding, stress, sleepless nights and everything I built get wiped out in real time. If $BTC loses 75k, I’m probably finished. Yesterday I felt untouchable. Today I can barely look away from the chart. I keep refreshing like something is going to save me, but the truth is I let one trade get big enough to decide my life. Knowing I did this to myself because I got greedy and started thinking I couldn’t lose... that’s what hurts most.

On to the last game of the season. 🔵 #TOTEVE

@WestHam_Central I really fancy us you know

Nothing against Leeds because they have been great, a top team in 2026...but I believe at the top of our game at home, we can beat them on Sunday. It all comes down to Moyes/Everton capitalising on Spurs home form for me.

Brilliant to catch up with a few generations of Blues and be there for Seamus Coleman’s last game. An @Everton legend and an even better person 💙

Everton squad photo 1985

@BBCMOTD £60,000 he cost us 😂

After 17 years at Everton... 👏 Seamus Coleman has announced he will finish his Toffees playing career at the end of the season.

What a shame for Scottish football #hearts … nothing exciting or new about #celtic winning the league .. Everyone can go back to not caring about Scottish football again 💤💤💤💤

Manchester City and Everton club legends Bernardo Silva and Seamus Coleman say goodbye to their respective clubs this season Here’s a list of the trophies won between them: 🏆6× Premier League 🏆5× EFL Cup 🏆3x Community Shield 🏆3x FA Cup 🏆1× UCL 🏆1x Super Cup 🏆1x CWC