dingus khan

I was watching Planet Earth 2 but I hadn’t seen the first one so I’m completely lost. What the fuck is a bird?

joe biden and robert de niro emailing me is 1000x worse than apple putting a U2 album on my phone

brb stealing a hellcat

rich baby daddy gang

just saw matty b raps at the atlanta airport. its nice to be back in a city with some culture.

“portable bork machine”

“back in my day you could buy a fake ID for just one bitcoin” “sure grandpa let’s get you to bed”

down so bad i just wished a bitch a happy veterans day

im willing to bet that taylor swift has never cum from sex

sko rams fuk watchu heard

trump has a mugshot. melania posed nude in playboy. i don’t care what you say. i think that’s pretty cool.

chill mike tyson highlights to study to

shoenice walked so that stevewilldoit could run

accusing civil war reenactors of stolen valor

*writes “mob’s greatest hits” on a frank sinatra cd i bought*

probably won’t use it but i can flip it for a profit

@WessonTay @bedstuymike718 @nojumper now try the crack method

@bedstuymike718 @nojumper Takes to long I lawyered up to get to see my kids took me almost a year to finally see them

@nojumper the only damage will be me on these chicken fingers in about 10 minutes @anytizers

@JamesCageWhite james please fuck my wife

I’m looking for girlfriend

the pillsbury doughboy died for you

@Big_Scotti hopefully next year paula dean will be on the cover

@ShartAngus 😩😩😩 shorty can butter my biscuit anytime

martha stewart is an inspiration to society’s most marginalized group; old sluts.