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I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the colour of the baby.

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@FootballInT80s @alanshearer @mattletiss7 @FrannyBenali I swear @FrannyBenali came out of the womb with a tache 😂

Southampton youth squad from 1986/87 featuring @alanshearer @mattletiss7, the Wallaces, @FrannyBenali... Great side!

Vulcanised Bomber (not Concorde)

@iainemmett @RAF_Luton

@ShaunGoater_1 @RAF_Luton Look like Vulcans to me

Photo of the Day: The only photo ever taken of all 14 Concordes at the LARPA Broom Lake test facility before entering service in 1952 as Fast Air Reconnaissance Transport airplanes with 80085Sqn Photographed from a Canberra #AvGeek #aviationphotography #aviation4u

@RichardBurgon Those profits are worldwide you moron. But you already know that you're just trying to some up trouble.

Shell just reported record profits of £32,000,000,000 Such outrageous profits are why your bills are so high. We need to hike the Windfall Tax so North Sea oil and gas giants don't make a single penny in excess profits off the back of higher energy bills for ordinary people.

@AgathaChocolats learn difference between miles & inches

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

Shell just recorded £32 billion in profit. 3,000 people in the UK die every year because they can't afford to heat their homes. There’s nothing pragmatic about letting greed run rampant while the poorest freeze to death. Energy is a public good. It should be in public hands.

@AvonandsomerRob Radio 2s loss of @simonmayo & #KenBruce is @greatesthitsuk gain. @BBCRadio2 used to be amazing radio now it's a joke.

Radio 2 loses half a million listeners with their "diversity" line-up. How old are people that listen to Radio 1 these days..?

Just occurred to me that re non-dom status there isn't enough room on a tweet to fit in all of the Tory MPs & donors & advisers names who have actively engaged in this & other forms of tax avoidance, & yet they enjoy the things OUR taxes have paid for!!

@greatesthitsuk Rich tea, seriously poor in the dunking scale. Number one dunker is the chocolate hobnob

the discussion around #maltedmilk's got us thinking... (If it can't take a 10 second dunk it's not worth having)

@Romsey_squib There's certainly been an improvement since NJ had come in. Hopefully the new striker will hit the ground running

@5liveSport Fuck me even your sports reporting is biased. #defundtheBBC

Out of nothing Southampton are back in it 😤 🚀 Che Adams from 25 yards out arrows a shot past Nick Pope into the bottom left corner ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC 2-1 #SaintsFC 😇 #BBCFootball #EFLCup #NEWSOU

My Labour government will always put country first, party second.

@Keir_Starmer Your Labour Government would be full of liars,criminals, rule breakers & women haters.

My Labour government will deliver growth, drive innovation, and raise investment, partnering with businesses here and around the world to make it happen. Speaking with diplomats and business leaders yesterday, I made it clear that we're a pro-business, pro-trade party.

@jammer_1987 We can always hope 😂

@ShaunGoater_1 Lyanco a cert yellow 😂 but think think the 1.5 will f**k you

Calling it now…JWP last minute free kick winner #Saintsfc #NUFC

@carolvorders The Tories have got nothing, when it comes to corruption the Labour party are miles ahead

BELIEVE WE CAN DO THIS Because we can. Together we can bring this disgusting corruption to its knees. We are doing this as equals...all of us with a vote and all of us equal. "Zahawi was no match for the power of social media " Simon Kelner inews.co.uk/opinion/nadhim…