Shauna Spicuzza

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please

No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated and disciplined.

Education is the transmission of civilization

It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival

If the Internet goes out is there a central location in New York for us to drop off handwritten tweets?

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

My friend was bragging about having sex with his teacher but he is home schooled

sextip ladies if you givin head feed him peppermint or lemon before hand.... You'll have a better "outcum" lol

Only one thing has to change for us to know happiness in our lives: where we focus our attention

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday

What I cannot see is infinitely more important than what I can see

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world

Some women like a steady rhythm when getting eaten. Pay attention to where you are licking, how fast, and how your tongue is shaped

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food

I think somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision

The perfect boyfriend doesn�t drink, smoke, cheat or exist

PickUpLine: Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Never say anything about yourself you do not want to come true.