Santa in Training

@garthbrooks tonight was fucking amazing. Easily a top 5 experience of my life behind the birth of my 3 kids.

🤨

Excuse me? On the verge??

For his birthday I let him take me out for dinner & then I fed him my clit for dessert 😘

@shehasfreckles I’ll ask around to my fishing friends

@Jane_Doe82 Happy birthday!

My incredible mother, an angel on earth, turns 78 today ❤️🙏🏻

Smoke em if ya got em 😏

@AnonyMouse1K9 Trying? Come on there is no try. You will be successful

I’m trying to be such a fucking whore this weekend ☺️ I cannot wait

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Ticketmaster out here sending emails like tickets are available but it’s just fucking resale is ridiculous. @Ticketmaster

@shehasfreckles Sounds like a great way to spend a game

i wanna go to a Sox game, drink 6 beers and share a Fenway Frank (Lady & the Tramp style) and rest my hand on your thigh like 50% of the game & the other 50% i’m just screaming obscenities.. because romance isn’t dead

@ashbo4yuh False

If caps lose tonight I'll never watch hockey again True or false

Im very happy with this purchase😈 blue one is 🤌🤌

@liquidsuitcase @NYGov @OliverG777

@NYGov @OliverG777

it’s hole filling season

I am trying to hide myself Thank you DONALD J.TRUMP

@Jane_Doe82 But haircut pics would make the day ever so slightly better

I chopped my hair off a few days ago. I’ve not been great at keeping up with it lately, which happens with people who have a chronic illness. So I wanted to make my life a little easier. But ya know, threats of nuclear war are more important than haircut pics. So

the only button Trump should be in charge of is a life alert.

@heyyguido Bingo

You know it’s bad when even Alex Jones is calling for us to invoke the 25th amendment….

It’s like a snow globe which is nice. The nicer part - I know this won’t stick around. I’m ready for warmer weather now. Winter is over.

@thirstyangel_x Ok now you’re just showing off