☬ My Heart Is In Rosario ☬

Before I had plantain: Why the hell are we frying ripe bananas? First time I had plantain: Why the hell aren't we frying ripe bananas?

"We are going to build stud-yuums..." Please.

We don't pay enough attention to how the politicos butcher and ruin everyday standard language for the rest. For instance, I've come to loathe the word "stadium" single handedly because of Kipchirchir and the crass way he says it like "bedroom"

Private citizens tuko in a usiku with candles like a seance of village witches and ritualists. You will crumble majestically and the jackals and vultures will lay waste to any remnans of your ruins @KenyaPower_Care

there’s a lot of intimacy in knowing that neither of us will call but both of us would answer

Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science... The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

See drugs :D

Marry a tiny girl and live out. Its the law of nature Its in the constitution Its in the Bible & Quran The Magna Carta too And common sense twitter.com/GirlThatsSlim/…

Nothing is sacrosanct to this lot in wartime smh

Kuna jambasi ame delete an entire shared album of a memorable trip huko on Google photos na ni yeye alitake all the media. Women are unconstitutional bro.

@Lennayhi @SovereignIM @buridansridge Haha agal, unajua ume compliqué?

Yesterday I briefly caught a live space where the main speakers were @SovereignIM and @buridansridge ,I couldn't help but notice these two have mad intellectual crushes on each other and how could they not?🥹 Mimi wangu amebaki kuwa @Shavin_ lakini hata huyu kaka hanielwi!

@Nandi3__ Absolutely not

@Shavin_ 🤣🤣you like them.

This app is so fried

Can't convince me that cayenne pepper is not the evil, murderous, flock rearing brother of a bell pepper.

It doesn't matter

It's only a matter of time before this everything everywhere corporation is jostling for space at Nyamakima to sell melons and omena with those chubby women from Sindo and Kerugoya.

Kukuwa na an expensive coffee maker and high quality beans kwa nyumba na wamama wanakutoa uende kuchemshiwa third grade sachet dust kwa restaurant huwa unaskia ku cut yeye off after the first link

@shobanes I'm beginning to miss the ingenuity of the spam folder being people sending me logins to wallets with millions of crypto

@Shavin_ 😂😂😂

People be like come to think of it and they don't even want you to come.