Shay Leonard

Well Piersy when are you going to start slagging off Arteta. You must be so disappointed. I feel your pain. I think Harry and Meghan are Man City fans @piersmorgan

@stats_feed Irish women were serious when they said 'I could land it better than that' on all those Ryanair flights then.

Share of female commercial pilots, 2021: 🇮🇳India: 12.4% 🇮🇪Ireland 9.9% 🇿🇦South Africa: 9.8% 🇦🇺Australia: 7.5% 🇨🇦Canada: 7.0% 🇩🇪Germany: 6.9% 🇺🇸USA: 5.5% 🇬🇧UK: 4.7% 🇳🇿New Zealand: 4.5% 🇶🇦Qatar: 2.4% 🇯🇵Japan: 1.3% 🇸🇬Singapore: 1.0%

@Ryanair Percentage of drown-out on your triumphant "we made it" trumpet?

50% less clapping noise guaranteed

@curtisjr_10 Great to see you back in training. Hope the rest of your arms grow back soon.

@Telegraph That looks like a pic from a … drone?!

🔴NEW: Luton airport runway melts and cars burst into flames telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/07/1…

⚠️ Met Office forecasters have warned that temperatures could reach a record-breaking 41C in the next two days, with a red extreme heat warning in place across most of England Follow this #thread for the latest #heatwave news and advice 👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/07/1…

@BorisJohnson That's not a signature, it's a self portrait...

One week on from the spectacular #PlatinumJubilee weekend I'd like to thank all those who helped make the celebrations happen. A huge team effort. Well done to all!

@Tim_Burgess Why yo muni dooze pints!

The big post gig question… How are we doing at #Eurovision???

Disgusting, Inhuman & Indefensible Rest in Peace Shireen Abu Aqleh

If they were to watch this in the Kremlin 🇷🇺 they might start to understand what they are up against 🇺🇦.

Giving away 2 tickets for Liverpool v City game tomorrow at Wembley all you gotta do is RT, LIKE this tweet & FOLLOW ME 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉 #YNWA

@TheRedmenTV Flight departs from Turkey at 1630 UK time! Aaarrgghhh!

Where in the world are you watching the game today? #MCILIV

In the Dining Room, with the Candlesticks #EarthHour

Boris Johnson chuckles and pulls faces as Rishi Sunak talks about people huddling in basements in Ukraine. #springstatement

@ste_lovell @theAliceRoberts Good demonstration of how the LFT’s work - thank you!

Brain fog is lifting, headache gone - but I’m still lighting up like a beacon on day 7!

@Beany_1 Absolutely fucked

@LeaverLondon @Andreww196 @pritipatel Why not just pass another one (uk) and be welcomed into Ireland - as 100,000 other Ukrainians are… Your uk attitude shows all the heartless, self centred, isolationist, bigotry that defines not so great Britain these days

We're making these necessary changes to the Ukraine Family Scheme process to make it quicker & simpler, while vital security checks are still carried out. We continue to work with Ukrainian leaders & the diaspora community here who've been helping us develop the scheme 🇬🇧🇺🇦👇🏽

For a second there I thought, what’s Sean Penn been doing with those thigh muscles. @SeanPenn

@TheAnfieldWrap Is that a box of fags on Virgil's back?!

No time off, just back to win it all with The Reds 🇪🇬👑

@bushontheradio For a second there I thought you must have won one of those Dave Berry bin wraps and it didn't fit!

I'm calling for the standardisation of bin sizes across the UK, I'm sick of coming back from the shops with the wrong bin bags. Time for this 'litres' shite to go, it's bins not wine.

New Irish comedy movie alert. Walking Ned? Two men take corpse into Irish post office to claim dead man’s pension | Ireland | The Guardian theguardian.com/world/2022/jan…