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When you forget the words to “Baby Shark” and have to stall for time #orangebowl

@j_theProducer @BravoKiloActual Thanks for this very helpful to understand why this was so dangerous and also why they might have incorrectly thought they could do it

As someone (yes I’m doing it) who graduated from one of the toughest dive schools in the world and has MANY dives off the California coast (considered to be an extremely challenging/dangerous place to dive)… if dude says “we enter cave at 50 meters” I’m saying… yeah FUCK NO.

One of my best days at work was visiting a delayed military project and upon being told all was okay saying "perhaps you can tell the SofS himself when he arrives." [alarmed response] "The SofS is coming here?" Someone pipes up at the back "We shall double our efforts" I clapped

Hehe, I wonder how big the- GOOD LORD

This is killing me 😂 this cute little girl wanted to join in on karaoke and these frat dudes were hyping her up. “Now I know my ABCs” “WUT” 💀💀

This is hilarious! 🤣🐶🐾🐱

I CAN'T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING : Leaks of the open-world game mode in Dynasty in CFB27 as a University of Miami student-athlete. Due to the lack of an on-campus stadium, you can walk or hitch-hike through the Florida Turnpike to your home games. #CFB27

Burnley’s first training session:

Burnley players on the counter attack 😂

Maybe Mike Vrabel got confused about what type of cheating helps the Patriots win Super Bowls

“I never thought I would be the victim of a gruesome anal goring,” says legendary veteran of a pastime with the highest likelihood of a gruesome anal goring

Guys during the nfl draft

WHEN I'M GONE, PLANT CATNIP ON MY GRAVE. I WANT TO BE VISITED BY LOTS & LOTS OF CATS🥹🩷🩷

"Moe, I need your advice." "Yeah?" "See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo...?" "That's the worst name I ever heard!"

Guys just want a lantern so they can go around saying "All is well" and The night is dark and full of terrors"

He literally ... wore that one 🤯

Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. Republicans have fought for partisan gerrymanders across the United States of America. And these are the rules that they have set. And so if the Republican Party wanted to start this, they did this in North Carolina. They drew out three Democratic members of Congress in North Carolina. They did it in Texas. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over, doesn’t fight, and takes everything sitting down. And what they’re mad at right now is that we are here in a new day. And we have been asking the Democratic Party to stand up and fight, and now they did—and now the Republican Party doesn’t like the fact that they are fighting against someone who actually will stand up for the American people. So if Republicans decide that they would like to revisit a ban on partisan gerrymandering, I welcome them. We have the bill right here to end this all today. But they don’t want to, because they like pursuing and continuing to enact an unfair electoral landscape. And so we have an obligation to defend ourselves.

Of course BBC would report this, it affects them disproportionately