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Shaysh

@Shaysh305

“Sir” Lankan. Proud shaker of Frank Gore’s cast, keeper of fish and owned by cats. 305 till I die (hopefully never, why aren’t we working on this peeps???)

Miami, FL Katılım Şubat 2012
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Shaysh@Shaysh305·
When you forget the words to “Baby Shark” and have to stall for time #orangebowl
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@j_theProducer @BravoKiloActual Thanks for this very helpful to understand why this was so dangerous and also why they might have incorrectly thought they could do it
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BKactual@BravoKiloActual·
As someone (yes I’m doing it) who graduated from one of the toughest dive schools in the world and has MANY dives off the California coast (considered to be an extremely challenging/dangerous place to dive)… if dude says “we enter cave at 50 meters” I’m saying… yeah FUCK NO.
Mambo Italiano@mamboitaliano__

🚨 Italy is reeling from the tragedy of five Italians 🇮🇹, including a mother and daughter, in the MALDIVES, who never resurfaced after an exploratory dive A devastating loss that raises a pressing question: are all necessary safety measures being taken in this kind of activity?

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ben moores@benmoores2·
One of my best days at work was visiting a delayed military project and upon being told all was okay saying "perhaps you can tell the SofS himself when he arrives." [alarmed response] "The SofS is coming here?" Someone pipes up at the back "We shall double our efforts" I clapped
Star Wars Holocron@sw_holocron

Michael Pennington, who played Moff Jerjerrod in Return of the Jedi, has sadly passed away at the age of 83. May the Force be with you, always.

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☀️🌷Catholic Charm ✞ 🌷☀️
This is killing me 😂 this cute little girl wanted to join in on karaoke and these frat dudes were hyping her up. “Now I know my ABCs” “WUT” 💀💀
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Sky@SkyTheViking·
I CAN'T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣
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Blue-Orange Gator@BOGBackup1·
BREAKING : Leaks of the open-world game mode in Dynasty in CFB27 as a University of Miami student-athlete. Due to the lack of an on-campus stadium, you can walk or hitch-hike through the Florida Turnpike to your home games. #CFB27
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Keeks 🦋
Keeks 🦋@DietCoke_Esq·
Maybe Mike Vrabel got confused about what type of cheating helps the Patriots win Super Bowls
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Joey
Joey@JoeyMulinaro·
Guys during the nfl draft
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🍂@Lovandfear·
WHEN I'M GONE, PLANT CATNIP ON MY GRAVE. I WANT TO BE VISITED BY LOTS & LOTS OF CATS🥹🩷🩷
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Simpsons Daily Glavins@simpsons_DG·
"Moe, I need your advice." "Yeah?" "See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo...?" "That's the worst name I ever heard!"
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Dudes Posting Their W’s
Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs·
Guys just want a lantern so they can go around saying "All is well" and The night is dark and full of terrors"
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He literally ... wore that one 🤯
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Acyn@Acyn·
Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. Republicans have fought for partisan gerrymanders across the United States of America. And these are the rules that they have set. And so if the Republican Party wanted to start this, they did this in North Carolina. They drew out three Democratic members of Congress in North Carolina. They did it in Texas. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over, doesn’t fight, and takes everything sitting down. And what they’re mad at right now is that we are here in a new day. And we have been asking the Democratic Party to stand up and fight, and now they did—and now the Republican Party doesn’t like the fact that they are fighting against someone who actually will stand up for the American people. So if Republicans decide that they would like to revisit a ban on partisan gerrymandering, I welcome them. We have the bill right here to end this all today. But they don’t want to, because they like pursuing and continuing to enact an unfair electoral landscape. And so we have an obligation to defend ourselves.
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