Sheena Kretzmer

Dear Sheena, please expect a quick call from one of our specialists regarding your previous portfolio. Regards, Platinum Life. <- how polite of the spammers to prewarn me to block them 😂🤣

NOBODY TALK TO ME TAY’S ALBUM IS OUT 🧡🍑🐱🦁🐅🥕📴☢️🔸🟠🟧🔶📙🈸✴️

@gay_lumberjack Dear ‘whole world’ — women don’t exist to meet your aesthetic expectations. Ageing isn’t a competition or a performance. Let women live and grow on their own terms — not yours.

The people of Iran are beautiful. The leaders of Iran are insane. The people of Israel are beautiful. The leaders of Israel are insane. The people of America are beautiful. The leaders of America are insane.

@Xandra_KH Absolutely NOT.

@LuckyGordy Oh thank God. I just came on here to see if you’ve updated. Well done on spreading the word and completing your race. Proud of you my man xx

Moira has been found alive please pray for her recovery

Hello twirrah. Is this thing still on?

@PintSizePam Herbalife distributors.

@SheBeeGee Fuck. We must have been something evil in a previous life. Maybe we were spin instructors or Henry Ford.

Mother’s Day hurts me. Cos I have one that’s alive but she may as well be deceased. I get so envious when I see why moms being nice and loving to their children. Why not me. It’s just not fair.

Life: officially planned. Meals prepped & frozen. Exam timetables for Aiden noted. Term 2 must come at me, I’m (finally) ready.

These champs from @eThekwiniM came out AFTER HOURS and within 1 hour of logging a power outage query on the app. They fixed the pole tripping in minutes. Thank you, Thabo Mofokeng & colleague!

@PintSizePam I’m sorry friend. I’m proud of you for trying one last time, I know how hard that must’ve been for you. Love you. Sage says fsfsfsfsfsfsmffffffmmmsssss.

Thank you for the pet pictures. I’m not down about the debt review & stuff, I’m happy to share my story. The reconciliation with my mom didn’t work. I tried one more time. But she will never love me unless I give her money, gifts, things etc. That’s fine. I gave it one last try.

I cried when I got home and saw that the garden service had cut down my beautiful bougainvillea creeper, how you?

@StevenMcD @cathjenkin I mean, the fact that I'm only seeing this now, 19 days later, tells me that my Twitter usage has plummeted shockingly. But yoh, how you do me so dirty, Cassy? :O

@cathjenkin @SheBeeGee

I’m watching “Blackberry” and lol the waaaay @SheBeeGee was devoted to that thing. And did NOT believe me the world will go further. *lol. She also said Twitter would never take off. LOL not sorry

I haven't tested my typing speed in YEARS, so when this came across my screen I had to take 2 mins and give it a go to see where I'm at. Now it's your turn! How'd you do? somewheretypingtest.com/test

Ya’ll got small business or medium business you would like to promote with some social media ads? I can help!!! 15 years in the biz! Contact me!

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“i don’t like that people refer to me as the ex of Ariana Grande all the time." — Ariana Grande's ex in a new interview

@hamboneZA Ok but can’t WE know why? Please man 😭

This one is pushing me for a reason we can't date and I know that the reason is so crazy and it's going to be emotionally brutal. But also, I can't lie... People please just take no for an answer 😭