Valhalla Awaits

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Valhalla Awaits

@SheIsAscending

Parody 🪶 No Minors 🪶 No Non-Roleplay 🪶 Always Bantering 🪶 Friends Appreciated ☺️ #MelodiousRose

Katılım Nisan 2025

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·21 Nis

"With wings forged in myth and strength born of fire, Lyra Valkyria rises—not just to fight, but to conquer destiny." 🪽 New Lyra portrayal 🪽 Experienced writer 🪽 Inaugeral Women's IC Champ 🪽 Friendly & Strong-Willed 🪽 Not a sweet dove Like & RT

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·4h

@DialUpTheDirty He gets off on our misery, I'm sure of it! But since we won, you didn't get sentenced to sleep on the couch.

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·1d

I don't want to see your face any more than you want to see mine! // Trips has let the reins go when it comes to them and it's fully AI's bad booking, right? 👀 🤭 For Lyra it's either no TV at all or a run in with the judgement day. Yippee!

Tiny Chief@RoxxTheCasbah

How many more times are we going to have to teach @SheIsAscending and her grandma this lesson?! //This match is so overdone.

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·3d

Guilty as charged!

(Parody) Dominik.@DialUpTheDirty

Bird lady!

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·3d

@2beltDirtyDom It's IRELAND.

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#greatestMystsrio aka dirty dom@2beltDirtyDom·3d

Stay in irland plz Il get wwe to send your stuff to irland

Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending

And afternoon with the birds!

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·3d

And afternoon with the birds!

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·5d

@2beltDirtyDom Let's say I did! Hypothetically, I would have pulled it out of your bag on Monday and thrown it in the trash.

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#greatestMystsrio aka dirty dom@2beltDirtyDom·5d

@SheIsAscending Yeah and Im sure you had absolutely nothing to do with mine going missing 😑

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·5d

Cuireann sè gliondar ar mo chroi! 🇮🇪 Ireland has my heart!

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·5d

@2beltDirtyDom Nope. I heard his passport went missing. It can be replaced but not in time.

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#greatestMystsrio aka dirty dom@2beltDirtyDom·5d

@SheIsAscending Theres a certain dirty guy missing🤔

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·5d

@2beltDirtyDom Uh, no.

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#greatestMystsrio aka dirty dom@2beltDirtyDom·5d

Leave my family alone 😡😡😡😡

Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending

Must go under middle rope to lock in on target. (Because she's really short! )

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·5d

Must go under middle rope to lock in on target. (Because she's really short! )

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·17 May

My two closest friends supporting each other is a win for me. Meanwhile, you can't even talk to a friend without getting yelled at and losing trust.

Tiny Chief@RoxxTheCasbah

Somebody is big mad that their tag partner ditched them to go team with their weirdo best friend instead!

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·17 May

It's funny that I had that same unsolicited advice for you!

r☆xanne | Parody RP@itsroxannep

Maybe you should learn to choose your friends better, Lyra

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·17 May

While my friends were busy teaming up without me and winning matches, I wasn't at home wishing I was there too or worrying that they wouldn't need me anymore.

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·17 May

@2beltDirtyDom That's an oxymoron. But thanks for playing.

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#greatestMystsrio aka dirty dom@2beltDirtyDom·17 May

@SheIsAscending Sexy idiot

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·17 May

You're an idiot.

#greatestMystsrio aka dirty dom@2beltDirtyDom

Danm tatum replaced you so fast😂and is now cheating on you with your other best friend oof

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·17 May

The delusional world you live in must be nice this time of year.

Tiny Chief@RoxxTheCasbah

I’ve literally never done anything wrong in my entire life.

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·17 May

It's cool, I was busy that night.

Tatum Paxley@PaxThePunch

My new friends. 🙂

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·12 May

@DisplayOfValor I know better than to do that!

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Cigar Guy.@DisplayOfValor·12 May

@SheIsAscending You proposing with potatoes and pizza?

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·11 May

A new championship that even losers can win and they're naming it after Cena. Wow, what a compliment! 🫡 Count me out. There's only one shiny belt that I care about adding to my collection.

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·12 May

@DisplayOfValor I propose we share potato and pizza. Separately.

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Cigar Guy.@DisplayOfValor·12 May

@SheIsAscending Don’t ask me!

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Valhalla Awaits@SheIsAscending·12 May

@DisplayOfValor So what do you think we should do about this?

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Cigar Guy.@DisplayOfValor·12 May

@SheIsAscending I never agreed to this.

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