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People on this app will FORCE a tweet to be about them just so they can foam at the mouth in your mentions for 2 hours

@_makho_ZA No. Just shit. A lot

You don’t need gym for this Just starve yourself

This petrol increase just means my full tank is finally gonna reach R500

“History will judge us wrong if we allow such a mistake to happen on our watch. The political organisation that liberated this country failed.” Former radio personality Ngizwe Mchunu says the so-called Nigerian king installed in the Eastern Cape must return to his home country. @Sipha_KemaSA reports. Watch: tinyurl.com/4phptfab

i know mines not goin anywhere .

Nothing less than 80kg🙏🏽

Hi everyone please help me find my neighbor she was last seen in 1st of June 2024 around Nanas Farm (Lenasia) till today nobody knows her whereabouts she left two kids behind her name is Kelebogile Jane Mokgatsi (Malebo) if anyone had seen her somewhere please contact me 065 9319969 or 0720462513🙏🙏🙏🥺🥺 #CopiedAndPasteAsItIs

I’m definitely lying

“who’s pussy is this” let’s call him actually

Being direct with men is funny, he either steps up because he likes you, or disappears completely. Either way, its a win..

Yoh I struggled to open this bottle of mayonnaise today 😭 Wiped my hands. Used a vadoek. Tried again. Still dololo. At some point I even thought, "Man, I wish I had a husband to open this for me.” 😫 Just as I was about to give up, I remembered 🤔. THERMODYNAMICS‼️ Matter expands when heated so I boiled some water, dipped the lid and voilà😌‼️ Moral of the story: It’s important to study science as a woman just in case you don’t get married and need some kitchen science rescuing because sometimes it’s not a husband you need, but a basic understanding of chemistry and physics. 😌😂

Regarding recent press coverage

I’ve cut my hair into 3 hairstyles in the last 2 months. Umgowo has me by the tits but absolutely no regrets 😂

I am seeking assistance in locating my daughter, Mbali, (full names are Mbalenhle Angel Ndebele) she sometimes calls herself Palesa, who is currently battling a drug addiction, which has led to her frequently talking to herself. Her last known location was between the Johannesburg Carlton Center and Rosebank, where she was seen walking alone, and some witnesses reported that she was barefoot. Our most recent photograph of her shows her wearing a hat. If you have any information about her whereabouts, please contact me at 0837831302. God bless you 🙏🏾

Having a likeable aura but being antisocial is so hard 😩

“People you may know” and it's your boyfriend's girlfriend.

I wanna tag him so we can recreate this but he’s blocked

BREAKING NEWS | After weeks of uncertainty and speculation, negotiations between Lt-Gen Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi and the SAPS are complete. The contract has been presented to him and signed. Mkhwanazi remains the provincial commissioner in KZN for at least five more years. @eNCA

Durban’s weather today should never be repeated wtf

Selling meat on UberEats this weekend. Please support if you’re in the Paulshof area 🙏🏿 ubereats.com/store/holy-smo…

Today’s fun post: Drink pomegranate juice so you can hit Tel Aviv more accurately