Shea Swauger

mom come pick me up the world is being callous toward my tender heart

Come check it out!

We built the whole thing ourselves, which is either impressive or a cry for help depending on how you look at it. There’s stuff for everyone! Vintage sci-fi book covers, botanical illustrations, a collection of butts, the usual.

Aside from our day jobs, my partner and I recently launched a small art print shop called Motley. It started out as an antique booth, morphed into an online store, and will soon be in every home worldwide. Probably. motleyprints.com

hi, statistician here! this is not funny, statisticians only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

@finalgirlsonia average straight couple

A NEW LOOK AT THIA AND DEK IN #PREDATORBADLANDS

Does @LastWeekTonight know about this?

The Future of Research Is Mixed, Messy, and Human: sheaswauger.com/post/the-futur…

I'm babysitting my friend's cat and did a photoshoot for her

First base: sharing your Spotify Second base: sharing your location Third base: sharing your calculator history

The existence of Chicago Pope implies the existence of MLA Pope and APA Pope

capybara making a delicious carbonara

I can’t believe the dark brotherhood will give you a horse and a house for free and my government won’t even give kids school lunch

Didn’t even get a Roaring 20s before this Great Depression. I got fucking grad school

we should bring back whatever @MIT's graphic designers were doing in the late 60s

1800s doctors diagnosis be like: