𓃵 𝕭𝗶𝗿𝗱_𝕬𝗽𝗽. 

Sieet🫡🙏

@bush_georji @Aykone_64 😂😂😂😂😂😂 siamini ninachosoma

Chapo mbili 60 kwani unga inakandwa na matiti

@Mnauwoo @Sharauts 😂😂😂

fixtures za champions league zitoke haraka nataka olise na yamal wakuje waone Carrick ball under the lights of old Trafford.

@Akokerryy @king_hysteria Nkt😂😂😂

@king_hysteria Weka 500

Nimejiweka out here na sijapata mtu I believe my soulmate is on twitter sasa

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr everrrrrrrrrrr ignore that feeling that tells you something isn’t right.

Bridget Blue was right, some days you wake up and you don't feel like you wanna chase what you don't see.

Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.

To be honest, we are not meant to address everything we find out. Sometimes, just adjust your guard.

Reckless driving always catches up with you soon or later.

@heyyyymaya Hatakuwa haguzishwi hajui if she let you know, it's intentional that she don't fak with you like that

naona mutwirii anasema Bora Ako kwa roaster he's good haha mapenzi mtajua sio kamasi

@AngelofVerdant Happened to me kwa 4*4 pia on a corner niki descend into a river. I steered without pushing gas nikijiuliza how the car would be looking, rest of fam nimewadrop kwa a feast mimi huyu najimaliza

I approached a corner at a slightly higher speed gari ikaoversteer, I could feel the car almost leaving the road na ni RWD. locked speed at 50kph nikazima muziki and drove home thinking about my life

@wanjiku26 You check tu kwa messages hakosi

Ndio mjue mtu ako kwa dm ya huyo mtu unapursue/seeing huwa mnapewa log ins ama?

@tekinsaeko Karenzo did juzi

I have not heard one single politician talk about missing kids and the rise of kidnappings. Those are your supposed leaders. Their current focus ni tutam na tumbo zao.

@Fidelwenu Hahaa thekete

Mimi nayo simu ya manzi wangu nitaangalia siwezi date panya buku

@mutwiriiii I can't believe mnisa ulicorporate hivi vyote

Mna ni tombea and that's okay, mashida niko nazo hazini allow kitu kama iyo inisumbue akili

The Bank of Scotland has unveiled a limited edition £20 note featuring an image inspired by Scott McTominay’s famous overhead kick heraldscotland.com/news/26135300.…

@EmmanFranc @ItsGregy_ 167k is giving 41* bob so 340 will give arnd 84bob

@Sheariah_S @ItsGregy_ So nikieka 340 utakuwa 94bob daily?

Yaani 150k saved in a mmf gives you 28-30 bob daily, that's like 900 bob per month. Sisi wakulima wadogo ni wapi sasa tutaomokea . Pale Nairobi Stock Exchange pia tunaona moto, red graphs tangu January. 15k invested sahii ni 13k, 2k imepotelea Kwa hewa. I blame fat black women

Me heri mniite nonchalant anga nini lakin hio simu tutakuwa tunapitia ...huwezi niletea ugomjwa kwa nyumba yangu ya mabati na nateseka still.