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@danny_robins @BBCiPlayer @BBCTwo That looks like Guy Martin.

Gulp....hello George!!! Here's a behind-the-scenes from filming #Uncanny TV Season Two Case 2: The Charity Shop Poltergeist 😱catch up with the episode NOW on @bbciplayer and let me know your theories...because TOMORROW at 9PM on @bbctwo and @bbciplayer we will have a BRAND NEW case to investigate!!!

@MiahHazel @implausibleblog 350m per week

@implausibleblog I’m sure I heard somewhere that the NHS has had far more than 350 million, so why bring it up?

Kevin Maguire, "Brexit was sold in 2016, eight years ago this morning" Susanna Reid, "It's eight years since I said on this program to Nigel Farage, as we reported the fact that Leave had won the referendum" "And I said to Nigel Farage: Does this mean that £350 million will now go to the NHS, and he said no"

@NadineDorries @Nigel_Farage @BorisJohnson Let’s see if the Dolphin returns? 🤣

.@Nigel_Farage news - a game changer. @BorisJohnson shot Farage’s fox. He never took his eye off the threat from the right. If Johnson were still leader, Farage wouldn’t have stood bcse Reform wouldn’t have had a winnable seat. So, to all Conservative MPs who all thought it was a good idea to remove Boris, who were warned but are now heading to the job centre queue - you’re going to have time to reflect on your actions which may have ended the very existence of the Conservative party👏

@brooker609 @yodicholaverdad @NormanBrennan Finally someone in the know. You should get a job with the Sheffield Star. lol.

@yodicholaverdad @NormanBrennan Apparently eritreans V ethiopians

BREAKING NEWS; A 2nd Night of Disorder & Tension in Sheffield in South Yorkshire where yesterday TWENTY TWO people were hospitalised & TWENTY FIVE people were arrested; A very serious public disorder Incident but hardly any National Media coverage👇🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@NaheedaR What about me? 😭😱

So excited I may be your biggest fan 🤩🤩

@BrianHezza @Nick_Dampier1 @andreajenkyns Flipping you came to gun fight with a nuclear war head. I forgot about most of these. I salute you sir.

@Nick_Dampier1 @andreajenkyns Oh please.

How on Earth can she think she can stay on as Shadow Deputy Prime Minister? 🤔

@AvaSantina As we say up north… what a n0b head. They look like silly little boys. They will never reach your level.

I feel physically sick

Laurence Fox just did a whole speech on GB News on why men apparently won’t shag me ?

@benhabib6 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_Com….

British citizens who traded slaves are dead. Those whom were traded are dead We were the first country in history to abolish the trade. We then spent the 19th century policing against it We should be proud of our leading role in establishing global human rights No apology

@Mistyswoman @darrengrimes Legend!

Corrupt water companies have been repeatedly dumping raw sewage into our waterways – we must act urgently before our rivers and seas are ruined forever. Sign now. nwmd.io/s/twitter/ZxM6…

@TomMorssTenor @LozzaFox Legend🎉

@LozzaFox There's probably not enough wind at the moment. Maybe you should stand next to them and talk your usual hot air?

You can build a thousand windmills, but if none of them are turning, you ain’t making any electricity.

@kittyfrisk @danwootton @MailOnline I’ve just pissed my self laughing. 🤣

After watching series five of The Crown, Hollywood hypocrite Prince Harry must now quit Netflix. My new @MailOnline column is the resignation letter he should send its CEO Ted Sarandos if he has a scrap of morality left. dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…

@AnneLaird31 @MattHancock Made me chuckle. Brilliant

@MattHancock Nob .

Good progress on increasing police numbers in Suffolk - 128 more - so we’re on track to deliver on our manifesto commitment This Government is cutting crime & making our streets safer

@NanouuSymeon A big hammer.

As a Developer, how do you fix errors?

@SimonLangford1 @danwootton Spot on. He’s a complete tw@t.

Please don't try and tell me Rishi Sunak's first statement as Tory leader and future Prime Minister was at all inspiring. That was more robotic than anything we got from Liz Truss or Theresa May. He's going to have to do much better than that to keep Boris at bay.

@Juergen_Maier @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Well said Juergen. Fancy a job as the prime minister too!

@nicholocovich @LBC @IainDale The last time a country was able to launch weapons of mass destruction within 20 mins and was headed by a nutter the west was quick to invade and stop them. Are we not back in the same situation now?

'Was that it?!' Iain Dale's scathing response to the West's 'pathetic, feeble, paltry, and measly' sanctions against Russia. @IainDale lbc.co.uk/radio/presente…

@IainDale @jeremycorbyn @marydejevsky The last time a country was able to launch weapons of mass destruction within 20 mins and was headed by a nutter the west was quick to invade and stop them. Are we not back in the same situation now?

It's Ukraine all the way on my show tonight. At 7.30pm I'll be speaking to @jeremycorbyn live in the studio. At 8pm @marydejevsky joins me. Last week she told Cross Question that .... well, if you were listening you will remember... It's going to be quite a show.

@engineers_feed IsItOnThePissOmeter…

Name the instrument in your language.