Im not a huge fan of biology, but there will always be a special place in my heart for pumping blood to organs and muscles.
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Sheldon Cooper
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Sheldon Cooper
@SheldonCJokes
I'm a Caltech theoretical physicist with a B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D. And a Sc.D OMG Right? Bazinga! http://t.co/FbKMgq3R
Katılım Kasım 2012
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I've just been to see Twilight, it was brilliant!
Bazinga! You've just fallen victim to another one of my classic practical jokes.
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Lets assume your looks are average. Right off the bat 50% of men are more attractive than you, that's 1.5 billion handsome lads…
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*Knock Knock Knock*, Penny…
*Knock Knock Knock*, Penny…
*Knock Knock Knock*, Penny…
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Soft 🐱,
Warm 😽,
Little ⚽ of fur.
Happy 😺,
Sleepy 😸💤,
Purr purr purr.
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Always be yourself, except when you can be Batman. Then be Batman
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I'm not saying I'm batman, I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and batman in the same room.
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