keepitclassybrahh

Actions speak louder than words so come here let me slap the shit out you

I don't chase after anyone, if you wanna walk out my life then I'll hold the damn door open for you...

***WARNING*** LADIES PROTECT UR WEAVE, I REPEAT, LADIES PROTECT UR WEAVE, ITS GONNA BE HELL TONIGHT!!!

When a girl says "whatever", she really means: I hope you get beaten up, thrown off a bridge, and then eaten by a shark

Police: "Where do you live?" Me: "With my brother." Police: "Where does your brother live?" Me: "With me."

#HowToMakeMeMad Lie to my face.. Id rather be hurt with the truth than pleased with a lie.

Police: "THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!" nigga, not with that damn attitude.'

#mythoughtsduringschool "What a hoe"..

She's aint being a bitch, she's just tired of your bullshit. Her attitude towards you is based upon how you treat her.

#WeCantBeCoolIf Your ratchet.

When somebody says ?You're kind of cute.? The fuck do you mean kind of bitch? You're all the way ugly hoe

Shoutout to the girls that sucked dick lastnite and still didnt get a "goodmorning baby" text

Bands will make her dance , stamps will make her twerk , If Romney becomes president , these hoes will have to work.

White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What the fuck do I want?

If your girlfriend is pretty and many guys want her, that's another reason to keep her and treat her ight. You got what they can't have.

Hey you....yeah you ....Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

I hate when girls say "I'm single but my heart is taken" bitch, that nigga don't love you. move on !!!

Vlut = A virgin that acts like a slut.

A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"

Rope = $7.50. Duck tape = $2.75. Shovel = $12.98. Never having to see that bitch again? = Priceless !!!