Plankton

What am I doing in Mr. Krabs’ fridge? Uh, just helping a friend on Clean Your Refrigerator Day! Not looking here for his formula at all.

If you look down here at this phantom costume, I think you’ll find you are scared by me! No wait, don’t step over here! AAGH!

It’s the first day of autumn, but I prefer the word “fall” … as in, fall into my hands, Krabby Patty secret formula!

Happy New Year to everyone who aims to fill this year with chaos and destruction. As for the rest of you, GET OUT OF OUR WAY!

Ah, Christmas, a day the Krusty Krab is closed. Perfect day for me to break in and grab my present to me, the Secret Formula!

Halloween is the perfect time for me to invade the Krusty Krab in this SpongeBob costume! Now all I need to do is make it 100 times bigger.

Talk Like a Pirate Day?! Arr you kidding me? Mere child’s play! Wake me when it’s ACT Like a Pirate Day.

I don’t really know what this Fourth of July business is all about. But it seems to involve explosives, so count me in!

Happy Father’s Day to the one we used to call Big Daddy. Well, he was big by our standards. Don’t you call him small!

I'm hoping I'm low enough to avoid the National High Five Day festivities. Oh no! INCOMING HAND! AAAAGHHH!

Drat! The hard drive crashed. That's the last time I write a Valentine for my computer wife on my computer.

2014 might finally be the year evil prevails! All I need is for you good people to do nothing.

All I want for Christmas is to ruin your Christmas! But I guess this lump of coal will have to do.

Thanksgiving?!? GROSS!! What do I have to be thankful for?!?! Well, other than this laser cannon. I do like this.

I'll show Bikini Bottom a Festival of Lights when I light up the town with this flamethrower! HA! Oh, drat...this thing is out of oil!

All those terrific Halloween costumes...and not one of them available in my size?!? Curse this wicked holiday!

This Christmas, I’m giving everyone the greatest gift of all: a loathing of Christmas just like mine! BWA HAH HA HA HA!

At last, my army of the undead has arrived! Oh, wait a minute: it’s Halloween and those are just people in costumes. Curses!

At last, I have the Secret Formula! Reading it now: "April Fool's from Your Computer Wife, Karen." Not funny, you overgrown calculator!

Apparently people don't like my green chum any better than my regular chum. Curse this infernal holiday!