𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠

@TheFatalRed_ “Because I like to dress like this, you usually don’t.”

@Shellhead_Tony " says the guy in a tux "

Ready....

@TheFatalRed_ “Meh.. just because society wants you to.”

@Shellhead_Tony " it's new year you dress up for it "

~ Pain in butt ~ Hates animals, especially alpacas and raccoons. ~ Constantly harassing me ~ Suuuuuper annoying . . . . . . . ~ A true friend

@TheFatalRed_ “It will never not be funny. Sorry, Satan.”

@Shellhead_Tony "How old are you........ saying that his old is your dad"

Merry Belated Christmas @TheFatalRed_

How he plans to hide his raccoon from Natasha and Pepper.

@TheFatalRed_ “Thaddeus is not gonna eat the cat, okay?”

@Shellhead_Tony " I am not going to eat you. "

Santa called, he wants you back with the rest of the elves.

@TheFatalRed_ “What am I? A nurse?”

@Shellhead_Tony " I am sick look after me "

Only if you are weak.

@TheFatalRed_ “We don’t either.. and look at us!”

@Shellhead_Tony " they don't get on "

@TheFatalRed_ “Jesus you’re so annoying.. I thought you were sick!”

@Shellhead_Tony "....... I saw it, Bruce saw it, Steve saw it, Thor saw it and Clint saw it.... "

@TheFatalRed_ “..nope..”

@Shellhead_Tony " but you did...,"

@TheFatalRed_ “We’ll see..”

@Shellhead_Tony " No Raccon just the cat "

@TheFatalRed_ “..and a raccoon so they can be best friends?”

@Shellhead_Tony " so one of those.... "

@TheFatalRed_ He rolled his eyes. “..but I didn’t!”

@Shellhead_Tony " excepted when you did....New York ring any bells? "

@TheFatalRed_ Squints. “Damn.. those are magnificent.”

@Shellhead_Tony " How about i get you a Bengal cat instead "

@TheFatalRed_ “I have, but look at me, I haven’t frozen to death..”

@Shellhead_Tony " it's called a mission..... have you been on one lately Mr Tin can ?

@TheFatalRed_ “But I don’t make you stand in the rain!”

@Shellhead_Tony ".......Tony YOU make my suits "

@TheFatalRed_ “Watch me. Also, his name will be Thaddeus.”

@Shellhead_Tony " you are not having a raccoon"

@TheFatalRed_ “You know that you can wear a raincoat instead of those tiny leather suits just to catch Barnes’ attention, right?”

@Shellhead_Tony " it is call work "