its Shelley, not Shirley. Sorry 🤷‍♀️

🇿🇦 I am a South African. And I think we’re kinda fucking great. Sorry, but this is factual. I live in an underrated country. Here’s a thread of why I feel this way. Spoiler: you’re gonna hate some of these. 🇿🇦

@Nick_Frost Oh fuck yes. That was awesome last year.

@ShellsPemBroke Hope you’re ready for Halloween Fest ‘26 round two in October 👀

This year honestly feels more sinister than 2020 did. Like we’re all permanently waiting for the next jump scare. And we can’t all be the Final Girl. Anyways, I’m gonna binge horror movies for the foreseeable future for research purposes.

My family forgets that I’m a mom 😂😂😂 Do they think I’m just a creep hanging out with an 8 year old?

It’s been over two months since Raph’s dad decided to depart this world. I make jokes and play it off because that’s how I deal. But last night was the first time Raph actually asked me why his dad did what he did. Well, fuck. Sometimes things suck 🤷‍♀️

@hennie_booboo Lie and say you’re in crippling debt. That’s how I’m playing it.

@ShellsPemBroke I made one a few years ago and my brother gets everything. He likes to remind me of that whenever I get on his nerves.

I signed my will today. Like a grownup. 😂😂😂😂

@tiff_dutoit I made the worst jokes. I don’t think they were prepped and ready for it 😂

@ShellsPemBroke I’ve been busy with mine too. Yoh what a horrible process, purely because of the inevitable

@cathjenkin I still love you. I’m doing it for the both of us!

I’ve really taken too much on, trying to learn Italian on Duolingo. I absolutely ACED Latin in DAYS, and Italian is just…so much more omg. Sorry @ShellsPemBroke 😂

So we all need additional jobs now, right?

@Jess_Obese I just wait for people to give them to me. Because then I’m more of an assassin than a negligent murderer 🤷‍♀️

Did not realize how old I was until I started going to the nursery on a Sunday to spend the morning having coffee, deciding which plants I might be able to keep alive for longer than a month. Killing plants is a very expensive hobby I’ve developed.

Me seeing the Celeb Traitors UK season 2 cast line up…

@carynwelbys Oooooh I’m gonna watch the hell out of this 😍😍😍

Why am i already crying 😭😭😭

I figured out how to play Who Wants To Live Forever by Queen on the piano today. That’s my achievement.

@suziinjozi Right??? That’s exactly what I was thinking. Except about 17 less characters. But is it weird that I was very attracted to him the whole time?

@ShellsPemBroke It was a great movie, he reminded me of James McAvoy in Split,

Watched Apex last night. The acting was great. The story let it down a bit. But Taron Egerton’s dancing scene was fucking amazing. Almost as good as Ralph Fiennes in Bone Temple.

Cats have so many feet.

@RoryPetzer I identify as ginger, ok? Just because I wasn’t blessed with the genetics, doesn’t mean I can’t live the life.

@ShellsPemBroke I miss your wig. Oh wait, nobody else knows?

Every dog parent, almost every weekend. 🤣🤣🤣

@ManusLeRoux I’m gonna do my best

Will @ShellsPemBroke make it to the 5th?

I love helping kiddo prepare his speeches. Now I know a fuck-ton about stick insects.